h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i have a permanent bad hair day. i just walk out in public and dare anyone to say anything. and if they do, yell at them to keep their trap shut and mind their own business.
Hi, i'm Moose. it seems to me, that u R pretty new here. did i guess right, or have a just made a fool of myself?(for the 7th time today)
just in case U R new, i will put some fun links on h2g2, for you to look @ if U feel like it.

A155909 - the smileys page...where you learn all about the fun little yellow guy ()
A148907 - U can ask the world in general that annoying little question (eg. if snakes live in holes, how do they dig said holes?)
A441596 - where to get U'r keeper title (for that special thing that only U keep (such as, stale cheesecake, or purple mice)
A395552 - the guideMl help page (not that i'm saying U need it. just standard procedure)
F79114?thread=167419 - the moose smiley campaign (we're trying real hard and getting nowhere)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/dontpanic - the help page...for any kind of difficulties you may or may not be having.

there are plenty of other places to go and BE. but i don't think i will put them here just yet. because, in all likelyhood, U already know all this, and i am merely cementing my reputation as a jackass.

MOOSEand Fluffy

lol, yeah, how did u guess I was new? Mayb it shws, thanx 4 giving the links I think I'll try it out!

you are new? *phew*
so... enjoying h2g2?

I'm Smug Smug McSmug - bad hair days are a lot less noticeable since I grew out a short cut (so-called "easy to look after") which nearly always looked untidy.

At least with long hair, you can just bung the lot in a scrunchie, and most of the untidy bits look more like texture than tangles.