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Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 461

Narapoia

*winces*
Oooooch. Not that bad, surely?! Just don't drop anything...


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 462

Skullock

I just thought that I mention that i'm expendable crew man number 42.


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 463

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 464

Narapoia

*expendable crew man number 42*
So we only see you in one episode, or at most 2, you get to speak a few lines here and there and then die horribly?
Here, have a pot noodle before the ship explodes...


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 465

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

oh dear...
if were back to pot noodles again i better go get a medikit...
and see if i have any other food stuffs...


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 466

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*loud splashing noises and groans come from the smallest room*


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 467

Narapoia

Could you please devermify yourself quietly, Ralph?


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 468

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*groan* No. *groan*


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 469

Narapoia

Wuss. A purge is good for the system. You'll thank me for it in the end.


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 470

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

The next person to use this place won't!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 471

Narapoia

Good job there's a private privy in the galley. Behind a secret panel that only I know about...


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 472

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

smiley - bigeyes

*leaps on deck, cape fluttering in the wind*


Aaaaar!! I have returned mateys!

um... I didn't really think beyond the entrance there.

*looks shifty*

What's that splashing noise?


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 473

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*from behind a closed door*
Breath deep, and all will be revealed!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 474

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Breathe deep?

*does so, turns green and passes out*


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 475

Narapoia

*Profers smelling salts to Kitty.*
*Realises is was a nasty smell that did it in the first place.*
*Tries wafting pot noodle under her nose instead.*


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 476

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*the delicate feline nose twitches*

Aaaah... you're famous puffin and advocado noodles?

*drools*


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 477

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Cap'n, it won't flush!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 478

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*pales*

Christ....

I think there's only one option open to us...


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 479

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Abandon ship!!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 480

Narapoia

Foolish llama!

How on earth you could have blocked the facilities after that much laxative I really cannot imagine. I wouldn't have thought there would be anything solid at all...

Here, put this Pot Noodle down the pan, that should sort it out in no time!

*selects sardine and senna flavour pot*


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