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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Started conversation Jun 20, 2013
A nurse was in Reception earlier, trying to fathom out how her new smartphone works. She asked,
"What's whiffy?"
"Well, there's a few samples here, but they're all still in their bags," I replied.
"No, my phone's waiting for whiffy"
"...ahh, you mean Wifi!!"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 20, 2013
ask her if her phone fell through the internet
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MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK Posted Jun 22, 2013
You should send her a 
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