h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Once again.... once more. I haven't been on... I would resolve to be better to the dragons under my wing, but I assume that they've all left the dragonhouse because of my absence... nothing can make me feel good about this except....










PINATA PARTY! Come one and all! *hangs a pinata*

...poor P.I.N.I.A.T.A....he was a good number analyser...but now he's C.A.N.D.I.E....

You realize i loath you beyond all possible compare... *visualizes the cow as a *

so long as you don't visualize a big @$$

.... oh i eat @$$s from time to time but i really prefer beefs

uh eww

Donkeys, young one. Donkeys.