h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Listen, no don't listen to me Listen. You can find the others if you are brave. They ran down all the roads long ago and the red bull ran close behind them and covered their footprints.

hmm.. knowing you Jenny I'm not sure if this is Red Bull the revitalising drink, or, in fact, an actual red bull. Angel Sky thinks it's an actual red bull, but he's yet to get anything right in his mundane little life. Angel Sky has now had his operation and is living (un)happily as a Tibetan mountain goat. I told him it wouldn't make him any happier than that time he became a goldfish. I'm pretty sure we can blame Our Lady Peace for that one. When he heard the title of their new album (Happiness Is A Fish You Cannot Catch) he thought that if he had an operation to BECOME that fish, he would have caught the uncatchable fish and therefore be happy for the rest of his life. Of course, he found out that the album title was just an album title and so decided to become a Tibetan mountain goat. I didn't like to ask why he thought that this would make him any happier than he already was, it seemed better to leave him to his own devices.
Unsincerely,
Miss Angelwings
a.k.a Aimi (from history and maths)
P.S. The truth may be out there, but the answers are in this tiny padded cell that the nice men in white uniforms just locked me in.
P.P.S. SAUSAGES!!!!

I must lend you my video of the last unicorn, then you'll understand everything EVERYTHING, except perhapse that thing about the cake. It must be nice living in a padded cell, does it not hurt at ALL when you bounce off the walls? that must be kind of like living in a bouncy castle, i always wanted to do that. I hope you don't blame me for setting you up with angel sky, I had no idea he was so, well, goatlike.

and angel sky is........

her invisible freind duh! honestly hazel did you pay ANY attention in school?

actually, he's my invisible goat, or at least he was, now he's my invisible my little pony