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Jenny and Fred the cheese

 America is a small island off the west coast of Europe


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MadMunk?¿

Small? nuff said...


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Post 3

Jenny and Fred the cheese

very small


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Post 4

MadMunk?¿

Oh well... That settles that then.
no more questions.
Oh yes... Island?....


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Post 5

Jenny and Fred the cheese

yes


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Post 6

MadMunk?¿

Oh, okay then.


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Post 7

Legolas

you have it all wrong. America is a small island off the EAST coast of AUSTRALIA.


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Post 8

MadMunk?¿

America is a a fairy tale land told to children who need to belive something impossible.


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Post 9

Jenny and Fred the cheese

cool


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Post 10

MadMunk?¿

No, i'm sure it's quite warm at this time of year.
I could be mistaken though.


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Post 11

Jenny and Fred the cheese

but it is cool in my fridge, did i not mention this was what i was refering to?


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Post 12

MadMunk?¿

No, you didn't mention this. Makes more sense now. Thank You.
You spend a lot of time in the fridge? I think they're trying to make it more popular as a tourist resort.


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Post 13

Jenny and Fred the cheese

they are but we are resisting, we don't want our fridge turning into one of those tacky fridge freezers relying solely on tourism


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Post 14

MadMunk?¿

I can see how that would be annoying. And whatever they do, don't let them adjust the heat for the woosy tourists who want a leisure holiday.


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Post 15

Jenny and Fred the cheese

We are thinking of installing a small ski slope


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Post 16

MadMunk?¿

Sounds like a good business move.


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Post 17

Jenny and Fred the cheese

i thought so


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Post 18

MadMunk?¿

You must have thought it through pretty well. Where about will it be positioned? BTW, the Soft drinks asked me to put in a good word for them to become instructors at the new slope.


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Post 19

Jenny and Fred the cheese

construction is already underway on the top shelf of the fridge, there are many positions available, CVs can be sent to [email protected] some sliced meats have already built up something of a snowboarding culture


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Post 20

MadMunk?¿

The eggs are asking about entry fee's, and i'm getting complaints of ole Coliflower about quote 'destroying the quiet local atmosphere' unquote. hmm...... smiley - winkeye


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