h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F93219?thread=7491967 So apparently, you're all my sycophants. I thought it was enough being an official prophet, with Clive as my advocate, but this seems even more fun. Best part is it seems that anyone who isn't racist, misogynistic and homophobic is my sycophant, so I've got most of hootoo on my side Now bow down and praise my glory and praise my name. And agree with everything I say - especially that last part. Your merciful (for now) Lord, Iago

HI - I personally worship the ground on which you walk. Hallowed earth

*strews Iago's path with rose petals*

Might I say how particularly radiant and gracious you are looking today?

Please make sure that none of the rose petals clash with the lovely red carpet I've already laid down where HI's feet must tread.

Might I add that basking in your brilliance is even better than soaking up the sun on a warm summer's evening?

*lowers spectacles and peers regally over the marble desk at the grovellers pawing at the impressive portal leading to the Prophet's bed-chambers.*

*flicks through a leather-bound and immaculate diary.*


We shall have to clear the upper floors and raise the ceiling to accommodate the Prophets swollen ego.

I'll arrange the engineers to sent up from the workers pool in the morning.

Crushed rose petals again. Well never get those out of the velvet floor lining.

Brings the early morning tea into his mighty presence




walks backwards out of the room

Ooops! skidded on those petals!

These rose petals are delightful: you have done well my minions.

Keep up the good work and ye shall be rewarded.

I don't suppose one could kiss your shoes before your line dies out?

Gently dusts the Hailed One's shoes free from petals so that Penguin might honour our Great Master!

*bows low*

*hurts back

*kisses feet*

*finds out he can't un-bow*

Help!

I've not interacted with AB much, and hadn't noticed him being homophobic, but it's interesting that he didn't deny it.

TRiG.