h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's magic.
i don't know, i never asked and no-one will tell me either.
go and ask god, he knows.
the answers in the bathroom (that might buy you a few hours peace)
do I know you?
pretend to be asleep (depends on where your being asked of course)
ask your dad (if its mum being asked)
ask your mum (if its dad being asked)
Ask your brother/sister/dog/rabbit (if both parents are being asked)
you already know, you told me last week, don't you remember?

q-Are we there yet?

A- yes