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Tonto Started conversation Dec 22, 2002
Hello Researcher 212464 and welcome to h2g2 
I am one of the site's Aces and it is my job to meet and greet new researchers and make sure that they are ok and can find their way around the site.
One of the first things you can do is to give yourself a name by clicking on the preferences button and replacing your researcher number with the name of your choice.
Once you have done that, a page well worth looking at is the <./>Welcome</.> page. Here you can find out some general information about the guide and links to help pages.
May I also suggest visiting the <./>GuideML-Clinic</.>. GuideML is the computer language that h2g2 uses, and this page will help you to fill your user space with all sorts of neat stuff 
If you are wondering how to make the smiley pictures like 
then click on <./>Smiley</.> which will take you to a page which shows all the smileys.
If you are feeling a bit lost then clicking on <./>DontPanic</.> will take you to the help pages, or feel free to ask me by clicking on the reply button below, and I will do as much as I can to help 
Hope that answers any queries you have for the moment.
Tonto 
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Vogons Posted Jan 8, 2003
Foolish Tonto, do you not understand that there will be no earth for the H2G2 to locate on soon. We are pledged to destroy all earth creations.
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Vogons Posted Jan 13, 2003
Which planet are you from? Potentially non-earthling, and what are you doing in a back water place like the hitchhikers guide to the Earth?
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Tonto Posted Jan 18, 2003
My intergalactic horse ran into mechanical difficulties so I got stranded here waiting for another horse to hitch hike with.
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Vogons Posted Feb 12, 2003
well you can't come with us. I've just had a bad day.
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Tonto Posted Feb 13, 2003
Could you just possibly give me a lift to the local intergalactic stables<?>
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Tonto Posted Feb 16, 2003
I don't think thats a good idea.
Vogons are allergic to carrot
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Vogons Posted Mar 5, 2003
You could come to Vogonia.
If you bring oxygen and an unmeltable suit.
We'll be stopping at Eden but you REALLY don't want to go there. It's all cutesy animals, lush plant, advanced technology and weird fruit.
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