h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ultimately, I'd prefer a swedish blonde with extra stockings, but I think the local take away is all out of them

So what do I eat instead

Kebab? There's all manner of kebab that could be eaten. Shish, chicken, doner, kofte, chicken doner, doner and shish, shish and kofte etc


But I fear I eat far too many of them So what is wholesome, filling, tasty and above all, available from a takeaway

Of course, I might be pursuaded to do a little cooking if I really have to

I don't think its possible to eat too many kebabs Hmm, Pizza/Dave? Not exactly* healthy.... Chinese? at least it tends to be fairly loaded with vegetables,? Curry! Or you could* cook Wat food you got in?

I am staying round a friends house tonight and she can't cook, so generally she don't have anything in the silly moo

So a trip to Sainsbury's might be in order

Though it's looking like kebab is in the lead, specifically chicken/doner mixed kebab with a load of chilli sauce Or perhaps a special kebab, which is HUUUUUUUUUUUGGGEE

Dave sounded tempting for a second though, but I had that for lunch yesterday and they are really fatty

If you go to sainsburrys, you could get some fresh noodles (which cook in about three mins in boiling water, hence why I like them...), some been sprouts, mushroom, stir fry meat like chicken or turkey, and some black bean sauce Well, any other veg would be good This is about what my lodger cooked last night, made me feel very hungry, s I only had toast for dinner last night ,huh> I'd say go for the special kebab though

I spect that's what I'll end up getting. I really can't be bothered to cook.

Oh why does dinner decision have to be so hard

I'm a swedish blonde, ain't got no stockings though

If we buy you some stockings will you wear them for us?

Ehhhh... no
Me mates already talk too much behind my back. And boys in stockings aren't exactly the kings of the schoolyard

Good point, very good point

Do you still have that Beef Stroganoff recipe I sent you Creachy

I better have beef stew again soon, the carrots are getting a bit past their best

oooh yes, i do thanks Reefgirl i might just have a bash at that come the weekend


Rimmer you old goyt, where the hell have you been keeping your snooty self these days

Ohhhh, I've been around.

how long have you been ACE Rimmer

where's the smeg head A J Rimmer gone

Long story, check the Red Dwarf page.
Don't worry, I probably won't get to be Ace forever.

that's handy. I kinda like that rat faced, pompous brained, space garbage pod of first technician

Are you rejoining Verc's new Terrania?

Do you fancy beingg head of the Navy Rimmer or maybe Don Ralph's head hitman

I can't decide what to have for dinner tonight now, and I've not eaten since dinner last night maybe tacos, maybe spud and maybe rice again, maybe some air

i think i'm having fishfingers

i luuurrrvvee fishfingers

I've not had fish fingers in ages, I loooooooove them! Used to eat hundreds of them when at Uni, mainly in the ultimate 'Fish Finger Sandwich' lots of tomato sauce, and lots of butter Hmm, Now I might have to buy some fish fingers this week with my grocerys! and I'm trying* to cut down on food, I'm down to one and a half meals a day now, and I've cut the size of my main meal down by about half, by using a tiny little plate to eat it off Suppose if I grilled fish fingers they wouldn't be toooo bad they were so nice though, when I used to fry them in butter