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Great Ceasers Ghost Posted Dec 31, 2002
I was sorry to hear about the death of Sir Paul Mcartney. He had a one-legged wife.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 2, 2003
I was sorry to hear about the death of Cleopatra. They moved too quickly for their own good.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 2, 2003
I was so sorry to hear about the death of Robbie Coltrane. He used to be a comedian but he got fatter and fatter and stopped being jolly.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 2, 2003
I was shocked and saddened to hear about the death of Frankie Dettori. Doctors say he died for the good of mankind.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 2, 2003
I was sad to hear about the death of Kenny Everett. Newspapers confirmed it was a faulty dung-pump mechanism that caused his premature demise.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 2, 2003
I was very sad to hear of the death of Bobby Sands. He suffered eating disorders and wiped poo on his walls but was still an MP.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 3, 2003
I was sad to hear of the death of Jeff Buckley. He sang like a girl and wasn't a very strong swimmer.
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Great Ceasers Ghost Posted Mar 7, 2003
I was sorry to hear about the death of Karl Marx. I'm not that sure what he did, but I know he talked a lot of rubbish, which is spouted by gullible fools.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Mar 9, 2003
I was so sorry to hear about the death of Tim Buckley, his songs were bad and his sons were worse.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 20, 2004
I was utterly traumatised to hear of the death of Edwina Curry. Her daughter has manky knockers.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 20, 2004
I shed a tear when I heard of the death of Siegfried Sassoon. He was overwhelmingly a war gayer.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 20, 2004
I was saddened to hear of the premature demise of Princess Margaret. She liked snow and performed an intimate act on Mick Jagger.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 22, 2004
I was sorry to hear of the recent death of Jim Nettles. He got paid to drive an old burgundy-coloured car around a silly island in the 1980s.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 23, 2004
I was sad to hear of the death of Bryan Ferry. He was better than Elvis.
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