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Great Ceasers Ghost

I was sad to hear of the death of Jo O'Meara. She was the ugliest member of SClub 7


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Post 22

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was so sad to hear of the death of Nick Berry. He was too handsome to be a harbourmaster.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was so sad to hear of the death of Gareth Gates. He was a f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f*****g talentless c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c**t.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was so sad to hear of the death of Jamie Lee Curtis. She had the best tits in Hollywood but was born a cock as well as a fanny.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was so sad to hear of the death of Roy Kinnear. He looked like a fat Phil Collins.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was so sorry to hear of the death of Rik Smits. He was not so good in the offense as he was in the defense.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was so sad to hear about the death of Kenny Baker. His fingers were fat and his voice was high pitched.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was so sad to hear about the death of Lesley Joseph. She played a Jewish nymphomaniac in Birds of a Feather.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was so sad to hear about the death of Billie Jean King. She had a mean serve on her and batted for the other side.


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Great Ceasers Ghost

I was sorry to hear of the death of Leon Trotsky. He had some good ideas.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was sad to hear about the tragic death of Warren Cuccorullo. He was a Catholic Boy.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was delighted to hear about the death of Warwick Spinks. He was a wanted pederast who had fled to the far east , suspected of killing a small child.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was shocked to hear of the death of Stanley Unwin. He made a living out of talking b******s.


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Great Ceasers Ghost

I was saddened to hear about the death of the queen mother. She was a nasty old c**t.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was saddened to hear about the death of Jim Carrey. Doctors attributed his premature demise to smoking.


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Great Ceasers Ghost

I was saddened to hear of the death of Phillip schofield. He had grey hair at 25.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I wqas saddened to hear about the death of Thora Hird. Doctors say she had it coming.


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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I was sorry to hear of the death of Eric Bristow. He threw small spears at a circle of cork for money.


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Researcher 213126

I'm sorry to hear about the death of Pam St Clemenent. The weight of her earrings stretched her face to the beauty of an oil painting.


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