h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whats the longest word you know?

I know:Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenyl-
alanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysyglutamyl-
gycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonyl-
leucylglycylaspartylprolylglycyllisoleucylglutamylglutaminyl-
serylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucyl-
glutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucyl-
glycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucyl-
alanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginyl-
alanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanyl-
glycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylc**tglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl-
glutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyl-
lysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl-
leucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl-
asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl-
tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalyl-
aspartylsrylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalyl-
glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminyl-
alanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanyl-
prolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartyl-
alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl-
isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyl-
tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylc**tglycyl-
alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylleucyllysyl-
glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminyl-
glycylphenylalanylc**tglysylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminyl-
valyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanyl-
glycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucyl-
isoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamyl-
prolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenyl-
alanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginy-
lserine.

Edit that you facist censor b*****s

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Damn these crappy, slow computers.

How I long to tap away at my chernobyl-spunk fission powered Monster.

Glad I paid the tenner extra for the 'zhhhhheeeveentyy eeeeeet reeevoooloosheeeerns peer seecund'

Makes all the difference

da

Mr Yevgeny Molotov-Dostovoi purveyor of the finest computer hardware whilst stood in his kecks.

Slower speed hdd would have been a bad idea - slower burns to disc etc. Yes. You got to get a proper monitor for your system, to compliment your Sputnik Yugo Яoъtoлжфз 123 Rubelhertz System.

Wottfodd Yiliktroniks hyevv vyerry gyood dyeels.

You should save your money for a fortnight and go LCD. Don't bugger around with cheap normal monitor, flatscreen is where your system is at. Booom!

I'm gonna get a virtual reality helmet so I can smell the sweat on Connie huq's back.

BOOOOOOOORING!!!!!

Phone calls stop at 4pm, so I really am getting paid for f**k all at the moment. Dya fancy going to this party and getting battishe? Up to you old fruit. Not many chicks who are spare, but its my mates, so It should be gud fun. Up to you old man

Jolly good

YEEESH YEEEESH. ATEEELOWN SHKUDD MEASLE PROSHESHOR.

SCHEEP ET CHWISHE DE PRISHE

going home now. speak u later.



rooom-booon

Mr Smith has finally woken up to the lazy bast revolution and joined us on H2G2. His name is, inspiringly, Researcher 213136.

Daft Bugger

actually Researcher 213126