h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks a lot to everyone who got on the phone and pledged some money tonight. And now, to play us out, Miss Sophie Ellis Bextor!

You are an idiot. A simpering buffoon. Put that in your pipe and smike it. Eh. Dickens. You see. T**t.

I pledge not to maim many more Kosovans this winter. Oops. Another 12 without arms. Schucks.

Civil War in Milton Keynes!

1:30?

I'm down like a clown

Lets get out of BW if poss.

Bought 6 new albums at Weekend

Yes

I need to visit Bwakkleez and Bwootz and maybee Tweskoz. My eyelids are hairy and I need an electrical device to de-lint them.

Ur compootah workin yet? Mine does. Well all 3 of them are working all dandy-lion like at the moomin.

Shop tour saands loik a plan

Pooter still buggad

Gonna buy a P4 base unit off of loot

jah

I don't know what you are talking about.

2.30 lunch. MMmmmMMMmmMmMmMmMmMMmMMmmMmMMMMMMMMmmm.

Shaver and trackies needed.

1:30 lunch, as well you know.

What you doing for poo queers weave?

and, yes, you do know what i'm talking about, you gigantic phallus

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wan tirty is the only time i can make it

C U soon old bean

Can't get out currently, unless someone comes back in soon.

See you at 1:35

Just walk man, just walk

wee on your shoes.

Can't leave still. Someone wil be back any moment though. Will try to get out as soon as poss. Meet at car some time to boo la varr it.

Bing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F101203?thread=233563 Look before it gets censored and add some other 'criminal' ideas.

Oh? Do you think I didn't see naughty-face getting cross-leggedly soaped up? Do you? Do you? And that dark one, she's got big'uns innit. Not at all bad programming at this time of the morning.

I'm still thinking about it. Mmmmm. Mmm.

They were moaning, in bikinis, while they got sweatily soaped up by two other women. How is this anything but adult programming?

Am downloading 'Geodaddi' by Boards of Canada. The connection lasted all night, which my old one never did. I am very impressed

Will broaden my musical horizons further, after I have got the greatest hits of Queen.

I got that already, don't bother d/loading, I can furnish you with it plus Music Has The Right To Children and Twoism. Mooooon.

As you may have guessed I was in heaven this morning. Absolute bliss. I may stay in tonight and w**k until my balls disappear. She is a naughty-face. Oooh. Gotta to get me a naughty face of my own. You know, innocent little sweeties who look like they are up to something. Mmmm.

Thought of some things to suggest you get. Oh, did you find your bro's prezzie in the end? You should get Superhero Music by Fingathing (their other album), some Van Morrison albums (what about 'Greatest Hits' arf arf). I want to get some nice soothing lady-sung stuff. Not got nearly enough music of that nature.

For new musics, you might want to give 4hero a try especialy the last album Creating Patterns, some fine riddims.

What shall we do for lunch dude? I would like to get something hot for eats that is also nice and tasty. I also need to go to the bank and Tetz-cos. Read this and reply you vulva-headed freak, you are too slack. Go to alabaster view for easy conversation shhhiiiiiitt, the other two are clown shoes.

Totally up to you. See you at the car at 1:30.

I miss my Mig 29 Athalon already.

PS. Obviously a bit strapped after yesterdays cash w**k, so no Wimpster for me.

My shout, go somewhere swanky though. Need some hot food badly...

And to get out of this f**kboring building. Grrr. It's New Years Eve! Last lunch of 2002 etc..

Could cruise the chazza shops too, I haven't looked to see if there are any good musics or videos for blinking ages in them.

Wotcha gonna do tonight? I may just get the smoke on somewhere and not drink, my behaviour has becvome a little too erratic on the liquor of late for my liking.