h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I awake at 6.15am, hit snooze on my mobile phone (nokias give you 6 mins snooze time)

at 6.21 I hit snooze again

at 6.27 snooze takes another hit

6.33.... you get the gist

at some point i'll turn the alarm off because it's incessant beeping is disturbing me. instead i'll lie with my head under the quilt thinking about how to get out of going to work- do i really need the money? can i be arsed to get of my warm bed, go down the creaky stairs, shower in the sub zero temperature bathroom, organise some suitable work clothes...? what excuse would i use...?
ultimately, ever the martyr that i am, i do get out of bed, drag my weary self across town to sit in a dreary call centre dealing with customers problems

oh joy, oh rapture