h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Dr. J slowly backs up to a convenient wall, keeping a wary eye on Monsy*

It's taken me a year to grow this, Monsy, and I'm not about to start again.

Isn't this what always happens - you gatcrash someone else's party and by the time you get there all the foam shrimps have gone and people are cutting one another's hair off...

*whips out a fresh tray of foam shrimps, vodka fishies and other delic. goodies*
ahhh!!!! you just thought they were gone, i have ways of making sure we never completely run out ...
*looks back over at Dr. J and gets a curious look on her face*
hhhhmmmmm.....if not the hair then what shall we cut? will it be as much fun as that ponytail of yours??
monsy

*Dr. J gibbers softly and retreats into a corner, making the sign of the brownie in an attempt to ward off Monsy*

silly boy, you should know that i being an honourable member of the church of the true brownie am not warded off by such things.....the sign of the browie only causes me to inch closer to where you are cowering
monsy

Go for it Monsy!!

shazz

*NM slumps to the floor with a sigh of relief......keeps one wary eye on Monsy*

Careful, Dr. J......she's "gunslinger" with hedge shears!

NM

There again! I am not convinced that we have finished with Mr. Bushy over there yet! I am sure that I can see new growth! Whomever made that potion could make a fortune... if only the hair would actually grow on the head!
shazz

*Dr. J slumps in relief as attention turns to the really hairy one*

*monsy begins to look back and forth between NM and Dr. J not knowing who to go for first*
aaaarrrgggghhhh!!! the pain!! my head!!!! i can't take all the pressure!!!
monsy

*NM begins fervently plucking hairs in a vain attemt to turn attention away from himself!"

(OUCH...OUCH...OUCH!!!!) Sure it hurts, but it beats ......."THE SHEARS"!!!!! (OUCH....OUCH ....OUCH......)

NM

hehehehehehe! I fear that you could be at that for some time NM!
shazz

Seems that I missed sth really ESSENTIAL !

NOBODY TOLD ME *sob* *sigh*

grrrrrrrrrrrmbllll

too late but not less intensive: hugs and warm european thoughts...
eating someone

no worries i am glad to see you are still coming around every now and then...you are missed in these halls
monsy

And me, I am missing these halls.
Time to make a phone comp contract and to buy a private PC, ain´t it ?
LOL