h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Namely joining web sites that I've barely looked around, but liked the look of. If you know what I mean?

Er, hello, I'm a newbie, is this thing on?

Yoohooooo!!

Hello The Red One *waves*

Yes this thing is on! I have left you a message which, hopefully, will assist your passage around hootoo! If you get lost or need a rest, just click on "My Space" and you will be returned to your Personal Space.


lil xx

I can get into trouble doing nothing at all

Usually it is friends that visit and sign me up for things or download things I have never heard off

Anyway - welcome to h2g2!



Mort

Hurrah! Thanks Lil I shall now attempt to navigate through the site, although the badger which is currently climbing up my leg may prove to be somewhat of a distraction.

Friends are dangerous things to have, mine are constantly getting me into trouble, its never my idea to do any of those things... *honest*

Is that pint for me?

You have found the badgers?

Mind you don't fall over N I G H T H O O V E R too


I would like to see you wrestle that from Morts grip! It is like a vice

Have this on me..


lil xx

Ace, thanks.

*sticks a straw in the and sips*

Mmmm... beery

Hey Lil & Mort, hons, darlings, quick question to ask you... I clicked on the "write something about yourself" linky at the top of 'My space' but was wondering what kinda stuff usually goes in there?

Ah. ok yeah, no worries, 've typed some random letters in and they seem to make some kind of sense... :D

Spicing up your page at A690518 has some great advice.

But you can always just see what other people have done by dropping by their spaces.

Click on anybodies name at the top of a post they write, or pick someone from the <./>online</.> list, click on the name and go 'lurk'

Lurking is a standard h2g2 pastime But beware - you never know what you may come across

Lurk??

Are you corrupting our darling newbie already Mort?



I would never dream of doing such a thing

Oh yes, please do corrupt me

*giggles*

Sounds like you already are!!

Who me?

Oh Yes!! YOU!!

Seems like you will settle in just nicely!

Oh, I say Mort, your page is rather spicey. The badgers want to know if you're a bit of a dom... Not sure what that means, but they assure me that you will?

You tell those naughty badgers that they should know better than to ask questions like that!