h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi everyone
enthusiastic researcher here who's read most of DNA's books (Would like to read Long dark tea time of the soul, is that right? and Last chance to see) so it seems obvious to me to get out into the world and write about the weird and wonderful things of humanity. but one thing, where are the limits? can i write about my future predictions of the downfall of man? i believe DNA himself was interested by predicting the future.
and damn it (sorry can i say that) i'm not researcher 240824, i'm Erklehammerdrat (one of the Yassaccan Corporals) Erkle for short.
Oh and hi everyone, i hope everyone here is as mad as me!

Hi there, Erkle! Welcome! If you'd like to change your nickname (and I think I can safely say you would), click on the "Preferences" button, and you can change your nickname to anything you want! Even Erklehammerdrat.

Another thing ... if you'd write an intro on your space ... it could be anything, people can come by and leave messages. Just click on "Edit Page". In fact, a friendly ACE will stop by shortly to greet you and offer some help!

Lastly, you might want to check out A462494 , which tells you all about contributing to the Guide!

And never fear about everyone here being mad ... it's a prerequisite!

Excellent! i see i have come to the right place for likeminded madness. thanks i've added an introduction and changed my name thank god (oh i forgot he doesn't exist) and alls looking pretty shipshape. any Swedes out ther i can agree with about how great a place sweden is?? and yes (salutes) i will go forth and find out about the unnoticed wonders of the world and its inhabitants. preferably weird or humorous though

*waves to Shea*

Hi Erkle, not a Swede I'm afraid, but a Brit, (Welsh actually) just saying welcome, & have a few while you seek out the mad pages

::waves back to Granny, and offers everyone an ::

why thank you "pint"
damn can't do a pint picture. actually i'm half swedish and going to bristol uni this september. isn't titania swedish? she's quite high up in the h2g2 community i gather?

'waves'

sorry i'm forgetting my manners
how do you do Granny, Shea, and Seraphina, a pleasure i'm sure. what age are you guys? i myself am 19, have had an amazing gap year travelling south america for 5 months and looking forwrd to all the drinking at uni. i will be contributing mainly to entries about Sweden and its customs.

Hi all

Hi Erklehammerdrat

To put the smileys in your post
you put

< ok> (with no spaces) =
< ale> (with no spaces) =

if you click HERE >> <./>Smiley</.> , or you can click on any smiley that you see, like THIS >> it will show you all the smileys that you can use

manda

Quite high up?

Oh - you must have seen me flying by on a mission for the h2g2 Guardian s...

I see myself as half Swedish too, sort of - both parents Finnish, actually, but I was born and have grown up and live in Sweden.

*grabs a * Thanks Shea!

hello happy ppl

sorry 4 butting in2 ya convo but i wanna join in lol, lol

hiya im a 25 m newcastle and im new to this and just getting used to it lol well sort ov

soif u wanna chat or just to tell me to f*** off then do so ok

speak soon

geordie.david

We're far too polite to tell you to get lost, geordie.david!

Join us in an ?

why thank you very much ur soo kind il get the next round in ok lol,

so wot is ur asl plz??
just so i kno who im talkin to lol,
cheeeeers!!

Hello everyone .

Why do we always have in the early hours of the morning?
I'd much prefer

GO ON THEN IL HAVE SUM

IM THIRSTY BUT IM NOT MAKING IT LMFAO

geordiedavid

typical bloke

here we are... and a slice of h2g2's never ending supply of lol

aawww im sorry il make the next 5,000 cups ovlol

who am i speaking to plz????

mmmm that was nice lol

here have a lol for afters lol

where are u from???

Well...that's me sorted for today

Last time I checked it deffinately was me you were speaking too. To find out more about me go to my homepage by clicking on my name above this posting

aaww u cheat lol

you cud just tell me lol

lol are u any good on here coz i want pictures on my welcome page but i got this thru e mail and im not on a pc so i dunno if it will work?? if u have a look at my page iv had a go but it looks s**t lol and there aint no pictures lmfao erm....help!! and i did look at ur page i think it said u were 17 and calles sian but im not sure so dont shout at me if ur not lol

geordiedavid

My homepage would be a wasted space if I were to do that

Sian...17...from Essex...yep sounds pretty much like me

Just so happens that 'polishes badge' I'm an <./>ACE</.>, here te help people with their h2g problems.

You're a digibox user, me too.
Firstly....is the background on your screen grey?

You have typed everything out right on your page...thing is you need to be in 'GuideML mode'

So if you go to edit your page...delete the and tags you have put in.
Below the 'update entry' button will be
o plain text o GuideML

You need to click on the GuideML dot then click the 'change' button nect o it , then go to update your page.

If you have any problems it might be best to delete everything, and start from scratch

Have a look here... A1020592 ... to get the know how