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always look on the bright si-de of life de dum
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 16, 2003
OI BUSHY !!!
i told you all about my magic wonderful day yesterday and you didnt even bother to say hello ....walks off in huff....
always look on the bright si-de of life de dum
Bushwhack'd Posted Jan 16, 2003
Mornin' deary! How are you?
Erm... I saw a load of what can only be described as hieroglyphics! Was that it? My cryptanalysis extends to frequency analysis but code breaking is for the real patient types! Would you care to tell me again in a manner that a mere mortal such as I can understand more easily? Please ... 
always look on the bright si-de of life de dum
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 16, 2003
you might try a bit of wheedling first before you be the first to hear about my magic day (full translation)
go on, i want to see your wheedle ! rofl
kris
waiting for wheedles
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 16, 2003
la le la le la le laaaa la le la la laaaa la
la la le la le la le laa
right here is the full translation - i am singing cos i am very very very very very very very chuffed.
waiting for wheedles
Bushwhack'd Posted Jan 16, 2003
What is "wheedling" so I know what to do ...
Why are you chuffed? What's occuring?
wonga
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 16, 2003
wheedle is when you tell me how nice i am and how much it means to you to be the first to know...anyway i am so impatient i couldnt wait - however the smilys didnt cut and paste so at great personal endeavour i am going to give you my full translation of the smileys now (that one isnt one of them)..from right now......
//
i am whistling and trying to distract from my double wow-ed state 
but it is no use cos 
i am flying too high - so high i can only 
and laugh, a big thumbs up
more wow-edness and way up there (yer git the pitcher?)
then i give you a cuddle 
cos i like you that much (but not too much) although it is not hot and lusty - see my cool look comes next
then i have to stick my tongue out at you so you know i am messing with ya like always
and then i show you my hidden bits 
cos that is how i feel in the bits that are hidden from view cos they are on my inside (end of translation) ...
just cos i like sticking my tongue out at you the best (end of translation) ...//
okokok i will tell you - a friend's mum died and they are a very rich aristocratic family and my friend told me if i wanted to clear anything they left out the house i was welcome to any money i could make on it. so i hauled some big heavy pieces off to the auction and went to watch them sold yesterday. the porter had estimated 180 squid return but i decided to expect one hundred. when i saw what the other stuff was going for (really low bids) i resigned myself to maybe not even one hundred if i was lucky. however, 2 of the pieces, scruffy and inkstained and beaten up as they were, fetched 190 each and i walked away with over 400.
the whole of yesterday was magically tinged, everything went supersmooth right and the whole day was good. but making 3x what i thought i would was a bonus.
there you are - i will stop behaving juvenile now then. soon i mean
wonga
Bushwhack'd Posted Jan 16, 2003
Oh I see... Hey! Sounds to me like you may thoroughly enjoy some serious GAMBLING!
Why not give it a go, it's magic when you win but after a while you just get a "hit" from putting on the dough and watching the race or event unfold and whether you win or not is almost irrelevant! Let me know how you get on!
Congrats on the money by the way, hope it makes you happy!
wonga
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 16, 2003
i never gamble bushterpotamouse - i dont keep the money either - i just stick it all in the bank. i am not bothered about spending it. money is there to pay all the bills and keep everyone happy. (although i did buy myself a couple of tops on sale - one was 1 pound and the other two pounds fifty as a reward for all my hard humping of the pieces up snowy slippy hill)
anyway ol mr. mathematical man - i came away with 4 times what i had projected - not 3 times. now which one of us should wear the dunce cap ??
today, my osteopath gave me a good maulin and a-thumpin and i am a bit less crocked now. i would hate to do my back in having all that rampant sex coming my way.
wonga
Bushwhack'd Posted Jan 16, 2003
That's not maths, it's arithmetic! I'm not very good at arithmetic! Anyway, wasn't paying an awful lot of attention to detail moreover the message of you getting a "buzz" from it?
Oh yes, deffo get yourself into shape for your firthcoming "activities"! No sense in becoming a cripple after being slipped a cripple is there?
wango while you tango :-D
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 17, 2003
morning bouncy bushy,
it wont be long now before someone'll slipple a rippled dipple tween my lipples rofl - 
kris
wiggle while you jiggle :-D
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 17, 2003
it looks like i woke up VERY early in a bit of a cheeky mood bushbuster
hurray - friday - which means it is footie day tomorrow.
leaving you on my happiest note 
top c
and with a big
how are you my bushy fren'
kris
wiggle while you jiggle :-D
Bushwhack'd Posted Jan 17, 2003
Yeah no worries here thanks kris!
Just watching England winning the cricket ... Hurrah!
push it while you bush it :-P
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 20, 2003
oh - how sad......i missed yuh 
i am really busy for a while and cant even play much hardly at all 
hope you are happy and feeling like a 
kris 
bushy tushies:-P
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 27, 2003
lol
hey bushy - you not talking to me???? 
how are you great big bushman? did you win your squash game, is mrs. bushy happier than ever with ya, have you finished all your studies for a bit? is your cold gone?
these an many other imponderables need answering best boy bushybubs
kris
bushy tushies:-P
Bushwhack'd Posted Jan 27, 2003
Won squash, Mrs Whack'd is ok (I think?) and I still have minor remnants of cold ... Nothing serious though!
Feeling great thanks! You?
one in the bush is worth 2 in the hindu-kush :-P
theupkrisphile Posted Jan 28, 2003
hi bushybigbeefyboy
i am fine - very busy, hope you like the email.
one in the bush is worth 2 in the hindu-kush :-P
Bushwhack'd Posted Jan 28, 2003
Yes, thank you for e-mail!
Think I had better get on with some w**k today unfortunately so I am in same boat as you so to speak!
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