h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Erm... Might I ask why you need a "preparation" to attract potential partners?

Think I'll leave your most gracious offer for the time being but many thanks for thinking of me!

you should always read my posts twice.
i don't need a preparation - i appear to be well stocked with pheromones and am frequently amazed at how often it appears to be working (unbeknownst to me)

i am hoping to make ooodles of cash on the preparation but in order to do that i have to test it and in order to do that i have to do the control group first (sex without cream) then in february, i will see what diff if any the cream makes and if there is no discernible difference i wont continue with the cream project but probably will continue with the rampant sex

yup, hormones are wonderful things are so cheaply produced and so amazing the way they enable intense pleasure states.

it wasnt a kind offer, it was a sticking my tongue out at yuh offer. wooohooo, bowyer has bounced outta the leeds camp. happy days are here again the sky is blue and clear again and the sun is shining through again happy days are here again.

kris

Oh how odd! Never had you down for a tacky little capitalist! I imagined a far more altruistic motive for your venture into the "sex creme" business?

Yes, very good news that that little scrote is finally out of Leeds! Poor old West Ham will now have to put up him and his moronic antics. A very good player, conceded, but personally I would not give the horrible little runt the time of day!

Nice to hear you happy and smily all the time. It keeps a smile on my mug as well, thanks!

glad to hear that especially in view of the fact that i modded myself from telling you how dismaying it is when animals also get full on erections when i talk to them. (not always - the most scary was the horse)

dr kris doolittle?

hmmm....yeah...

dr kris baretout, surtout, essayertout (or maybe that was assayertout)

tou many touts spoil the froth

tacky little capitalist? - bothered ! rofl

kris

Oops! I see that you were bothered. Apologies, I was only teasing ...

morning bushy boy !

i saw a pic of someone i imagined to be a boy yesterday (AGE 28) and was shocked to see a picture of a man looking man !!! whatever is happening to my world bushy? - that means you might actually be a man not a boy too

however, it is easier to stay on top of you if i maintain the illusion of your boyhood.

ok sonny, get on with that revision RIGHT NOW !!!!!

Another eclectic mixture of a post from kris? Is there a suitable response I wonder ...

I fear not and that's why I like you!!

To allay your fears, I do not have a beard, glasses, comb over and numerous liver spots nor do I wear Old Spice, Farrah slacks and a sensible shirt!!

I'm swatting away like mad for this bloody test at end of month and having thought of myself as fairly good at Maths (I know differential calculus, trigonometry etc...) I have discovered I am missing out big style!! I'll get Log Book shall I?

To allay your fears, I do not have a beard, glasses, comb over and numerous liver spots nor do I wear Old Spice, Farrah slacks and a sensible shirt!!

c'mere bushy

not really, i am practising for my new role

AS A VAMP

oi stop laughing !!!

A "vamp"? Is that what Germans drive their cars onto get new exhausts?

bushter - you are soooooo informed.


anyway, after typing that i remembered i don't have to vamp it up
because of my pheromones

carry on with your revision then

kris

Revision going ok at mo! Got a boost last night at tutorial by plucking some facts, figures and formulae I had not realised I knew ... It's always like this at the start! You wonder "why bother?" but keeping an end-game in mind, namely passing the exams, helps to focus the attention!

How are you today?

so on the up side of up bushman

i counted up my bunnies last night and i have made one thousand four hundred and sixty squids worth in the last two months.

today i am taking some bits and pieces to the auctions rooms and next wednesday i will be going to watch them sold off - will dickie be there i wonder variety is the spice of life and i dont need no earth grown condiments

so glad you are getting along 'swell' with your studies (please dont mind me i am peppering my speech with falyk references to assist my pheromones


soooo......... stud-ent!! you really *stuck it to them* in class yesterday by penetrating the nether regions of your engorged mind's private parts and ejaculating the required material in several self-surprising strokes

how'd i do?? was that stimulating or what ? rofl

micky the monkey

have you recovered from my first practice at being 'vampy' yet ???

kris

When was that exactly kris?

lol i really like your charm bushy, not to mention your THRUST and parry rofl

ok then - it didnt really happen, too dangerous to let any of my high octance turbo charged vamposity on here bushy, oooooo no.

i worked out why i dont truly flirt (although sometimes that can be a fine balance and one falls off it). because then you can play and play and there is never an endgame in sight. a continuum, never ending moves, cos really, why bother to try and get somewhere - you could miss where you might be going with the person you are taking a ride with.

look after cg and go get that ol meany that's attacking her. it is not to be allowed. i have to go do stuff,

kris

Ok kris, have a jolly nice day!

Not sure if my "blasting" James Carr is a really good idea, when clearly he won't take out his annoyance on me but CG herself??? Perhaps the others and me should back off him altogether? He's obviosuly somewhat odd or perhaps obsessive is a better word?

Who knows eh? The Internet I have quickly noticed is presenting allsorts of very interesting communication scenarios and their related problems!!

Later!!

hiya - i didnt get out yet, had time to look at the stuff written on mc-h after i signed off last night and i can see that cg was really rattled and i dont care what the bagstuds name is or has been or how funny he might have been the point is that either he, or someone pretending to be him is abusing cg.

whoever it was has invaded cg's privacy and caused her disquiet. she has picked up some kind of sick stalker bushy. i am just asking you to watch out for her and call it like it is on mc-h - i dont go on there cos i dont have so much time and i am not smart enough. you do it. i do plenty already. i am relying on you to look after cg

and kris (aka big bad mitch

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