h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm... I rather like the idea of sex in boat!

Nothing like a gentle "bobbing" to really get you in the mood is there..? Ahem!

any excuse will do me probably bushy.

ah well, i have had a few hours to relax and be at home today but i still dont want to catch up with the housework. domani

yes, so many wonderful places on the planet to do it...i just modded myself

kris

You just what'ed to yourself???

hey bushy top hat!!

i modded myself means i started to tell you another place i did it and then made myself delete it cos my mum might get a computer one day

i just re-read through the "pardon strand" we made. that is quite a meaty one

and how are you today great big sunshine? is it full of colour?? i am excited about nothing as usual.

kris

Oh I see... Yes, possibly your mother will get a computer however I would find it amazing if she found her way into this system and this thread and recognised who you were! I shall begin my probability calculations now!

Yes, "Pardon..?" went cold didn't it? Why, I wonder? Think I was just talking too much gobbledigook wasn't I?

I am splendid today thank you, yourself?

no - no gobbledegook from you bushter

i have some time for MEEEE!! (but only this morning)

i have let my oh so fake tan pale somewhat so will do my lapdancing act today in the standup tanning booth (did you work out yet that i exaggerate everything i do to the point of ridicule?)

which means i cant hang around here stroking you up. hey bushy.!! that reminds me, i watched a documentary about 10 years back about this particular tribe deep in the heart of the central american jungle. they were virtually unreached by outside. during the heat of the afteroon, the men lay in hammocks close together and talked. and while they were talking, they stroked one another's penises. it was customary and no one got a hard on. can you make that one out. I think if there was no sex involved i would rather they stroke my back = what about you, do you think you could let a man do that for 'not sex' purposes.

hurry up and answer - my tongue is hanging out - look

Hmmm... Not sure if this is a cultural thing! Basically, I think I would find it very difficult to be remotely relaxed whilst another man did that. We are socialised to be extremely afraid of our sexuality such that it intervenes in situations where one would perhaps rather it didn't! I have no moral objection to how people should behave however I suspect I am way too far gone as a Westernised man to be able to emotionally handle that kind of intimacy??

I almost rationalised there didn't I?

Enjoy "your" time my dear!

you will have to get your mrs to try and work out if it is possible or not then

the other thing i wanted to add here is that in the south sea islands it was customary to stroke babies penises when they cried. i think the girls were more sociable and preferred being cuddled

you males, what ARE you like?

ok i will go off and do me dancin then - seesya later if i can get on here. the boards got impossible yesterday after school was out. hope their new server isnt just a catch-up.

kris

What ARE men like? Good question so let's start at the beginning ...

Genetically women are made of two matching chromosomes denoted as 'X'. Men on the other hand have a genetically defective 'X' chromosome denoted 'Y'. Is that an acceptable start?

Later 'tater!

you are a great big cop out

my world is more fantastic than yours cos i dont do that that kind of thinking i spect - or i do perhaps note the science but it is never an explanation on its own !!!

soon spoon

???

Regards,

Perplexed of Putney

no you are not you are in a swanky section of manchester and you are a clever bod who has extensive education so you are still pretending - tis a cop out.

i cant even remember the question ooo- oh yeah, what are you men like? not tricky enough to get one over on me in the main

kris

I answered your question! You have to be more specific than that I am afraid. What do you really want to know?

swanky? I like that word ...

hi bushy,

here it is tuesday evening and i am thinking, oooooh good, bushy will be back tomorrow the boards have been very slow and difficult, everyone experiencing problems. this side is still metaphysically moving and grooving. !!

hope that you have had a great break from the insanity of work (and your friends on here) you will be glad to know that they are all still as nuts as ever .

i might have missed you a little bit

kris

Hello there my dear!! Nice to know one is missed (a little bit) ... How are you me old china?

Well, I completely wasted my hols! Spent most of the time in the boozer, intoxicating myself and my Karma but had a jolly good time.

What news?

no news, news is boring and i want to play.

i see you are back in full swing on the boards. amazing the way the names change but 'the song re...... led zep

i am really glad you had a good time off. i wish i could drink and get drunk instead of sick and a headache sometimes

there is no time off when you are self employed cos there is always work you could be doing and no definition on hours so the most one achieves is a sort of twilight, half guilty hiatus.

OH POOR ME!!sob



kris ;-P

I have passed this message to Bletchley for De-coding!

Will answer later when I have interpretation ...

I am afraid I cannot post a damn thing at the moment. I am being mod'd to death by those rotten bar steward dummies! Bah! May have to return as an alter-ego I think? Thought the Noddyrators might enjoy a bit of MB-pepping-up as it were? Ne'er mind eh? It will soon be home time...

nothing to decod, i was just re-establishing utter stupidity and shaking off real life

i will pop along to the boards after reading 'is this' and see if i can jump in.

come back as someone unrecognisable and change everything (be a prim and proper virginal maiden aunt type)



i wish someone would invent a mooney smiley - ah could sure use one raht now

kris

OI BUSY BUSHY !!!

I did my first journal entry. i lifted one of my posts from our convo and edited it a bit. do you want to JUDGE it for me

Judge it? Erm... No thanks!

Where is it anyway?