h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi bushy babes, hope you are not too dehydrated today.

last night was a nice end to a tumultuous week that was

krissy kitty purrrr

Hope you had a fabby weekend kris!

Mine was ... hmmm... throwaway! Can't remember much other than remembering that I always can't remember? Am I making sense yet? Give me 'til Wednesday at least.

Catch up soon!

hi bushy darlin,

my weekend was interesting. in a way, i painted myself into a corner but i am good at waiting for paint to dry

i am a bit busy today but will try and pop in at lunchtime to see if there is some fun to be had,

kris

Painted into a corner? Sounds interesting ... Do reveal all at the first available moment!

now i am grinning. i cannot bushy, i keep all my bizness to mahself till it is a done deal. (unless you know me well enough to know how to winkle things out of me

hope your mrs has let up on yuh now.

Not very good at "winkleing" but I surmise, errorneously no doubt, that you want to tell me anyway else you would not have mentioned it in the first place ..?

Come on... Spill the beans afterall I admitted to being a numbskull withy my misses this weekend! Quid Pro Quo Clarice, Quid Pro Quo!!

Mrs Whack'd is fine now, erm... I think?

no, you asked me and i tried to tell you without being too specific.

am glad you are re-instated with mrs. am glad i dont have to play those games (being in the wrong)

i dont tell my bizness in public.

will see you later, try not to get too steamed up about the boards. it isnt good for you at all bushy. be like me, semi-serious while always joking

Oh hum... My "little" attempt to draw you out was always doomed to failure I guess? No point in squeaking out a cry of "Yahoo!" I suppose in way of celebration?

Never any danger of Mrs Whack'd sustaining an attack for too long but, I think she gets somewhat frustrated with many of the idiotic ideas I appear to come up with ... Fair enough I suppose? All part of my attraction ... (or so I keep telling myself!)

hey bushman

no woman wants a man who is tamed and housebroke, even if it is really annoying sometimes. you are great and you are probably incredibly infuriating at times too, sounds like fun and fireworks to me i spect she'll not be thinking of swopping you jest yet, sweet lil soldier

kris

Oh ta very much micheline! You are too kind!!

hi again, i am feeling so nice (just had bath). baths are great for relaxing one down.

you know i love this place bushy. only cos of the people here. you are one of course. 'sfunny, i saw your post above just before i went for a bath and....it reminded me of someone else.

i think it is an impossible aim to consider one can disguise fully every single quirk of original characteristic response. unfortunately there are too many variables and common standard approaches so i have put them thoughts awa .

anyway, just wanted to say how much i love having this place to come to.

kris

Nice to read a happy smiley response like that!

So who do I remind you of and why? You are pretty much unique and I cannot think of anyone you remind me of at all but I suspect that this is an entirely good thing isn't it?

Keep bouncing your little gems off me, I enjoy it immensely!

i am still busy and the boards are awful - have to dash, i think we spark up well, see you in the morning bushy

happy kris

hey bush bubbkins

hope you are happy enough today forget the remind me thing, i am learning about the finer levels of personality dynamics - just ignore me there



i wish i had time to play and stingflick your ear a little bushy but i am on a tight schedule till the weekend. i am not going to use the message boards unless they are moving freely and i also watched bb last night to see if there was anything entertaining enough yet but it was pathetic again except for i like melinda and mark the best, they are the sweetest.

les dennis is such a piece of silly crap. i dont see there being anyting in the way of extraordinary in view. i will wait for you to tell me when to watch from now on.

luv kris

I am so embarrassed! After extolling the virtues of sad programme I have not even bothered to watch. Do you think they are all vile and/or vaccuous? How does this affect your view of so called "celebrity"?

I just like seeing people with over inflated egos having their bubble burst occasionally. A nice slice of cold reality never did anyone any harm!

dont get me wrong here bushy, i was looking to see the worse side of human nature too.

i probably would have enjoyed the jungle one.

yeah that's good innit ? tell me to watch something and then dont bother to watch it. is that vicarious living????



kris

No it's just that I flit from topic to topic like a derranged bee!

Would you like a hump outside of your house by the way?

you shoul not remind me of all the outrageous places i have encountered humps.

outside my house?......course, it is easy when you live in the cuntry rofl. o i should grow up

anyway, i have a particularly outrageous true life story for yuh if you fancy something funny to perk you up

kris

Lay it on me Sister!

ok den bushman

well.....this friend of mine (same one i always tell about) and her fiancee were sailing one time few years back. they sailed from the coast up here down round beachy head and eventual destination was brighton along the south coast.

it was summer, beautiful weather, clear blue sky, sun beaming down and wind about 1 mph. they set their sail and autopilot and did what they usually did throughout the journey whenever there was nothing to do (or else they cooked and ate) anyway...it was such a lovely day and no boats in sight so arrgh...i dont know how to describe this bit but i must remember it is my friend not me...tut ...she is shocking.

so her fiancee was sitting down and she merrrily jumped astride his lap, and there they were, going at it like the clappers i imagine and totally nude of course, had a rip-roaring time and when the waves had subsided her man went downstairs to cook while she adjusted the sail a bit and just generally soaked up even MORE sun. next thing she looks on the horizon and there is a hi-speed boat making a direct beeline for their boat. she squeals to her mate "throw me some knickers" and the next thing mate downstairs is hailed on the radio, boat quite near at this point. my friend had dived down below at this point.

well, apparently, the area of water close to shore just round beachy head is off-limits because it falls within the firing range of the army base there. they had had to halt the whole exercise, all the soldiers had us in their sights i expect, and radio the boat to come and deal with us. funny thing is, boat didnt appear till we i mean my friend and her fella had finished, 'sfunny that. we werent in trouble, they just wanted to let us know we had stopped the whole army.

ok then it was me really, it still makes me squeal inside when i think of the full truth of it. i just have to laugh.

i will tell you another story about my friend another day bushy

kris