h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A few thoughts for this day:

1) Are acidophilus' really all that chewable?

2) If one is 'Raspy' does that mean one rasps a lot?

3) Does time really corrupt or has Richard been lying to us for all this time?

4) Is Ecnal Syliab the long-lost twin sister of BBCi's very own Lance Baylis?

5) Is the rulership of Primord's planet split equally between Doctor Who and the Avengers or will one hand over to the other at some point like Britain handed back Hong Kong?

6) Why is Bufanda, just so Super?



~Mike

Oops, I forgot:

7) How id Lady Marian gain the whole of Earth's Empire?

Or am I taking this name game to seriously?

I didn't gain all of the Terran Empire: I'm just temporarily employed in it. Exile and all that, you know.

Hm! Forgot me, did you, Mike? Oh, forget it.

Here's a question:

8) Has Mike always been a Zigrosi, and no one knew?

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It's actually a special brand - it's new as well. Most are dissolved in water, or in capsule form, and swallowed. However, both of these types proved unpopular, until one man came up with a design that would shock the world. He devloped a type of acidophilus that could be chewed. ;p

No, Bufanda isn't all that super he's just a little above average, unfortunately my sponsors thought 'Just A Little Above Average Bufanda' was a bit too wordy for the Scarves Inc. commercials!

As for Raspy being someone who rasps, wouldn't he be called wheezy?
Slight technical hiccup but in that case perhaps a name changer is in order?

As for Time corrupts, it does and why? Because if a paradox has happened we would never remember it because it would have no beginning and no end so we could be at the end going onto the middle but just vecause we can't feel it, it doesn't mean that it happened, it's because it's a paradoxical paradox which actually means... come back to me on this one! This may take a while,