h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's right, I'm off again for a week, feel free to crack open the Champaign... or however you want to open the bottles. I personally reccomend pulling the cork out, but do what you want.

Once again, I shall not go fishing, not even in the slightest. So before you ask if I caught anything, the answer is no, and the reason is: because I didn't go fishing.

Enjoy yourselves next week, watch out for them lampposts, don't forget to put petrol in the Mills-Mobile and feed Nibbles, et cetera...

Are you going hunting instead? If so can you bring back the infamous Oozlum bird that self-destructs?
Infamous because celebrities who are famous are holding it it their homes- hence 'In-famous'.

Say Hello to Lord Lucan and Dr Livingstone while you're wherever you're going.

Have a jolly time, Steven.

Watch out for materialising blue police boxes....

The Jub-Jub Bird and that frumious Bandersnatch....

Errant lampposts....

People who accost you but have nothing of interest to say....

And of course, whipped-cream-eating pengins....

Have a good time, and bring plenty of jelly-babies; you wouldn't want to run out!

See you when you come back. Ta-ra!

Marian

Isn't it obvious. He's not hunting or fishing; he's not even going to be photograhying. He's going birding!!! Steven Go see some Bee-eaters for me!!