h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Dawning cowl and black cloak found near the wreckage of a dubious looking bat-wing)

Mysterious Researcher: I will take the roll from Clive Andersen since he was only the piloted actor and quit and now I'll be known as the Dark Avenger! Guwahahahaha!

Dark Avenger: My, my, Clive crashed in Lancaster, and Hmm, that mailbox says; "Frogget"

The Dark Avenger walks over to the door and knocks politely. A baldish man answers.

Dark Avenger: Are you Mr. Frogget?

Mr. Frogget: I'll tell you now, I don't want any of those b***** encyclopedias, but yes I'm Mr. Frogget.

Dark Avenger: Good, I'll give you an education, in oblivion.

THe Dark Avenger's hands magically appears in his hands.

Dark Avenger: Bye, Bye Frogget.

Frogget disappears in mysterious black light.

The Dark Avenger disappears in a very astonishing, wobbly CGI effect.

Echo effect Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Dark Avenger: My, my, Clive crashed in Lancaster, and Hmm, that mailbox says; "Frogget"

The Dark Avenger walks over to the door and knocks politely. A baldish man answers.

Dark Avenger: Are you Mr. Frogget?

Mr. Frogget: I'll tell you now, I don't want any of those b***** encyclopedias, but yes I'm Mr. Frogget.

Dark Avenger: Good, I'll give you an education, in oblivion.

THe Dark Avenger's staff magically appears in his hands.

Dark Avenger: Bye, Bye Frogget.

Frogget disappears in mysterious black light.

The Dark Avenger disappears in a very astonishing, wobbly CGI effect.

Echo effect Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Steven wonders vaguely across the boards.

Steve: If I ever get my hands on that Mr Frogget, I'll ring his neck. I'm fed up with him sending letters to me that insult everyone that visits my personal space... Hungry Hippos! What's happened here?

(See's Mr Frogget's house, with the door hanging open)

Steven: Mr Frogget... Mr Frogget? (A thought occurs to him) He's not here. Someone must have taken him. (another thought occurs to him) I'm talking to myself. (he doesn't say anything else).

... and leaves a large ammount of empty white space at the end of his thought.

Can I read that as "Steven stands there and looks confused" then?

Believe it or not, I meant to do that.

No, really, I did.

Please don't ask me why...

Forgive me gentlemen but I believe that I can explain this phenomena-Steven attempted to sub-consciously recreate the surreal atmosphere of The Mind Robber by leaving a vast white space that questions existence.

A white so white you could lot in it!

Am I right Steven?

um... "yes".

Although, now I think about it, more likely, it was because I wrote:

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and left the huge gap to illustrate it.