h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... all the news that's fit to be found, have some facts made up about it and then put into your computer screen for the benefit of you, our beloved readers!

Today's top headlines:

- Three found injured in freak Penny Farthing accident. Bystander quoted as saying "Man, that was one real souped up Penny Farthing!"

- New audio tape found, believed to be from Terrorist Group. Big Finish Productions' Gary Russell says: "I was framed!"

- New breed of Apple discovered. And eaten. Scientists hope that another one will be found soon, so they can analise it and grow some more.

- Tornado blows through Texas, Young Girl and pet Dog missing from scene. Police wish to question a man from Oz.

For more headlines, visit The Dailyness website.

The Dailyness
"Spreading the facts, like some sort of very contagious disease"

Dear Ecnal,

May I congratulate you on producing some stories filled to brimming with succulent, juicy facts. Also, while I'm in a generous mood, can I offer you a small turnip, and also a job at "The Dailyness" website? We've got a Lance shaped gap on our payroll (that's a metaphorical payroll by the way) and you look like the sort of Lance to fill it. So, what do you say, do you want help spread the facts among the people, like a farmer spreading muck on his field?

regards,

-Melvyn Plank (Dailyness Editor)

www.dailyness.o-f.com
[email protected]

I feel that only one person can fill in a Lance shaped hole ...

Nibbles will take the job immediately!