h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's when those American sentimentalists say "If life throws you lemons make lemonade" I say " that, if life throws you lemons, call me I'll bring the Gin and the tonic"

what ever life throws at me,I just change it to humoursod the no pain no gain

Well lifes just throwne the ingrediant for a G&T

vodka and ice tonight

Good for you

4 doubles in 3 and half hours and I knew I'd had them(not drunk or tipsy)wow am I out of practice

Keep practising

I wish!depends if I'm sad tonight

Happy, sad, do you need a reason?

I have many reasons to be sad, but it just won't happen - ever

It's good to know

I can feel sorrow for friends and say I'm sad, but I'm also a realist, life happens and events can't be changed, so I just get on with it
not wanting to sound cold

but I'll do whatever I can, to cheer someone up, that's MY role in life

And a good one it is too

a free service for the privileged

It's appreciated

seeing as I'm talking to the same person in the cake threadI'll move this conversation over there

I shall see you there