h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sitting here on a saturday night crocheting doilies to put my candlesticks on, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, as I said a few months back I'm taking up tarot reading and I'm beginning to get the hang of it, I had a little success with predicting the downfall of Max Moseley and the settlement of FIA/FOTA dispute..

I'm now unemployed but hopefully not for long, I'm waiting on one of the local shopkeepers to come to a decision about taking me on if that doesn't happen there's another couple of things I can get my teeth into.

I'm feeling uncannily serene about this, a few years ago I would have been in a perminant panic about this but not now. Maybe this New-Age-Hippiness is something I should have done a long, long time ago because it's certainly changed my life for the better

not that Coralyou've stopped thinking negative and only positive, true


do as I do, cut the rungs of the ladder beneath you as you climbthat way! you can never take a backward step

True, but when you hit rock bottom the only way to go is up, I hit rock bottom 10 years ago, according to the laws of Karma I'm getting what I deserve

none of my friends EVER deserve bad timesbut I will never let one stay there if I can help it

This was before I knew you, but it's been bumpy but I'm getting there

ok, so when my is repaired, I'll go back and get you there then

Ah but if you get into temporal mechanics (you can tell Stu's a trekkie can't you ) if you go back in time to rescue me from the intitial meltdown, I wouldn't be here now, with Stu and my friends

true, but I would, so I'd bring YOU here and introduce you

The things would start melting down

this worlds got enough on with me here, do you think I'd be allowed to time traveloh the chaos I could do

Nope, they'd revoke your lisence

the thought does conjure up some nicepictures though

Yeah, it does

another thought, it's a good job that theis bigger inside that outsideI'd never fit in a real police box

Get 2 of us in there and we couldn't shut the door

be nice for athough

True

the reason it took a day to replyI'd nipped back to 1976, it was a good summer then

I thought that's where you might have gone

plus me wallet was fatter thendrawback is you can't bring it back with youwrong denomination