h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You should have had your thumbs in your neighbours pockekt

*the fact men wore make up in the 70's and 80's*

A disturbing number of men still wear black eyeliner and nail varnish.

She was confronted by David Bowie singing Starman in his Ziggy Stardust days and then she took a look at Boy George and almost wet herself laughing. In her defence she did want me to put Starman on her Mp3 player

You didn't happen to watch the Eurovision song contest with her, did you?

No, she refused, she does have some taste in music

*Decides not to mention her infatuation for McFly*

I only watched one entry, because I already knew the band. i still can't believe they actually managed to win

Novalty value won it for them, apart from Britian no-one else treat's Eurovision with the *Ahem* 'Respect' it deserves. Eurovision songs are so twee that the Finns got the votes because they had the balls to do something different. I said at the time that Ozzy Osbourne should be our entry for next year then we'll win it hands down

Not likely, Ozzy's wife would want too much money for him to be able to do it. Besides, rumour has it Sweden'll enter HammerFall next year, and the days Ozzy would stand a chance against them are long past.

Heaven and Hell might do it for you though, that's most of Sabbath's old line-up, but they have Ronnie James Dio on vocals.

God forbid she might sing herself, I think Tony Iommi was onstage with Ozzy when they did the Queen's Golden Jubilee thing

I hope she does. I'll buy tickets, go there, and lob eggs at her. The new filter prevents me speaking my mind about her, though. The female dog

She doesn't bother me but she does seem to want to be more famouse than Ozzy

She's destroying his legend.

Yeah I suppose she is