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Someone remind not to punch myself in the face next time I decide to be punitive

OK. Will do. But you have to translate punitive for me...

Making puns? punish? be smelly? stay in bed the whole day? wear socks on your ears?

Punish.

Have you got a sore nose now, Some?

awwww, poor thing... es nose

Poor you. \How's the nose now?

Hello there, Brown Eyed Girl.

'lo Snailrind. It's strange to be called by my whole name, most people just call me BEG. Or should that be I make most people BEG...?

I couldn't find anything to shorten it to that's as nice as the full name.

Brownie gets too cute, doesn't it?

I didn't think of Brownie; I quite like that, actually. Better than Girlie.

Brownie makes me think of

It came to me after a while, but my image was a little pigtailed girl in brown uniform...

is much better!

Brownie...hmm, it's been a while since I was a brownie. And Girlie, well not when you've seen my boots. The funny thing is, my eyes aren't actually always brown. Normally they hover on the hazel borderline with a bit of blue in one.

Different-coloured eyes? Clearly you're a werewolf. Or is it a demon?

I might start calling you Hazel.

Mine are also mixed colours! Greenish on distance, but blue, green, bit of brown... At least not one eye of blue, one of brown. I looks cool but I'd confuse myself looking in the mirror...

Werewolf? Werewolf-ess surely.

I don't know, I'm probably something on the evil scale though.

Ooh, lucky people with interesting eyes, mine are truly boring, brown, simply brown, that's it. Not even dark brown Asiatic mysterious brown, just brown. Cow's eyes basically but not as big & woeful looking; i have been trying to look woeful all my life & it doesn't bloody work.

I did get told i look like Mr Bean once. Ah well.

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>> Someone remind not to punch myself in the face next time I decide to be punitive <<

Ouch. hope you feel a little better

I didn't hit my nose. I my punches fell mostly around the temples and forehead.
The problem with hitting the face is that people stare at you as you do your shopping with half your head purple and that irritating sense of concusion that lasts for days.

Dear... please don't hurt yourself! Hope it goes away soon, both the bruises, and the inner reason to bruise.


By the way (off topic!) I have now opened the chocolate gingers - and they are all mine! The rest of the family didn't appreciate 'hot' chocolate, so I now enjoy them in peace.