h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hands together and eyes closed.

Some people say that the use of swearwords is a sign of having a limited vocabulary. This is clearly a pile of sanctimonious f*****g w**k spouted by Daily Mail reading middle-of-the-road c***s who harbor feelings of superiority because they have purged themselves of these 'evil words' that will make our children's ears bleed.

Swearwords are words too, and I would argue that those who don't swear are actually the ones with limited vocabularies, and not only that, they are prejudiced bigots. I want to see a world where there is no discrimination based on choice of words to express oneself, as long as the point being made is plausible and internally coherent.

Not swearing doesn't make you in any way superior to troopers like myself, it makes you lack a sense of humanity. Anyway, how can swearing be the sign of a limited vocabulary? What other words can be used when describing such people as Geoffrey Archer (c**t), George Bush (c**t), Jim Davidson (f*****g c**t hole) and Mother Theresa (f*****g genious).

F**k c**t w****r a**e b*****s s**t t**s t**t t****r r**e a**s c*****g m****r f**k d**k licking s**t for brains no good son of a bitch. F**k you c***s up your stinking brown a**e holes!!

Amen.

I agree with none of this.
You need to shut your big fat pie-hole mister.

You are nothing but a slug. You know what I do to slugs don't you MV?
Go away slug boy. Be sluggish elsewhere or I will 'slug' you in the guts. You slug.

Slug.




Nah.

Hi there, I saw your piece in PR (shouldn't really be there, btw, but I'm sure someone'll come and mention that soon, )

and stumbled upon this rather wonderful journal entry!

I , quite a bit actually.

You might like to read this - A753527 on swear words.

AgcBen had a helluva time getting it in the guide, as you can see if you look on her u-page. It makes rather interesting reading, actually.

anyways
cya
spiff

Cheers! Submitted that piece without really checking out the score about what you have to write. Glad you like my rant on swearing, I have already read with interest the one on swearing you posted and I enjoyed it greatly!

Freedom of speech shall prevail!!

His Holiness Rt. Rev. Mombasa Kennedy Lesley Gentle BSc MBa PhD III