h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=6207651&post=73957364#p73957364 and yes, I know I spent it wrong

Actually wonted is a word, it means, variously, to be made habitual or to become used to.

Oh and I assumed you meant spelt rather than spent.

YAY!!! TB is awake!


Yes, I planned that one too. Well done!

I am indeed, although I shall have to go lie down in a bit as I'm currently suffering from a rather unpleasant medical condition which becomes somewhat painful if my torso is vertical for any significant length of time.

I've got manflu.

Seriously. You ok hunny?

I've got 'man problems' it's like "water on the knee" only it's not on the knee...

*bags head with hand*

ok. I really want to get that vision out of my head.

I could give you one involving a rubber sack, a robin's egg, and a water pump if that'll help.

I want a job so I can put petrol in the car and go to Ponte' and or hull

hope the interview went as you wanted...

a job for Animal, sell your hair

They say getting a job is a job in it self. Interviews especially group interviews are difficult. One way to impress them is that you have rehearsed about the company this is alright but what happens if you are having an interview with agency on behalf of a company which you do not know who it is and they won't tell you.

Well. The interview went well. Was in there for an hour.

It seems that, without blowing my own trumpet, that I'm just what they need.

Some old owners of the business have left things in a bit of a state and considering I've working in two big firms of chartered accountants I do have some good and proven experience of putting things right.

Now, I hope I'm not counting my chickens before the eggs have hatched, but the lady who interviewed me said she was obliged to interview all those she has set up, but that perhaps I shouldn't sign on today. I did anyway just in case. You can't be too careful, but to me that means I've got the job.

Will let you guys know as soon as I know...which, hopefully, will be by Friday!

don't forget to ask for the weekend offlater in the year

and why would that be my little professor?

so you can put the kettle on

yeah...mother has me well and truly chained to the kitchen ... the chain reaches just long enough that I can step out the backdoor for a fag. This also means I have to do my bodily stuff in the wheely bin.


*waits for the gaffaw from upstairs*

just shout from Ponte'

And I was blaming the cats for the smell

Mum.


Prof said !!!!!