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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Apr 3, 2005
I think my belly was a bit too big...and they didn't think it would fit over the tank
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Skankyrich [?] Posted Apr 3, 2005
HELP!!!
Everyone's gone and theres a mad woman in reception who won't shut up about Charles and Camilla, someone save me please.... 
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Virtuouschuffed Posted Apr 3, 2005
You can have this baseball bat...
*whispers* don't tell VV that I've got it,
she's been looking for it for weeks!!
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Skankyrich [?] Posted Apr 3, 2005
Is that a legitimate response to being bored to within an inch of your life by someone? I really hope so....
*checks VV isn't looking and takes bat*
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Skankyrich [?] Posted Apr 3, 2005
Darn, she left me to it just as I was getting a good grip 
Can I keep it til tomorrow, just in case?
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Virtuouschuffed Posted Apr 3, 2005
Yeh...sure..no probs
You can keep it...I have plenty of them.
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Virtuouschuffed Posted Apr 3, 2005
*whispers* no..I just have to hide them
from her....for everyone elses saftey..either
that or give everyone a hard hat!!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Apr 4, 2005
hmpf! 
They're not bats....they're wooden spoons!!! Courtesy of Oddo I do believe 
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Apr 4, 2005
if you want to keep people safe from VV, wouldn't it just be easier to not buy lots of bats in the first place?
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Apr 4, 2005
*jumps of Icky and pins him to the ground*
What do you mean by that my little 
?
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Apr 4, 2005
*looks very concerned*
um, what I mean't was that VV + bit of 2x4 is not a combination I'd like to be in the company of.
But otherwise you are a lovely young lady whose very presence is my constant delight.
can I get up now?
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Apr 4, 2005
pass me the sick bucket will you
*clambers off Icky making sure her knee ends up in a very sensitive place as she gets off Icky*
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Apr 4, 2005
I thought I felt some big wad under my knee.....oh sorry....I think that was the moths
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