h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Hair Dryer



A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland

Asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

'Of course. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits,
And I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry
It through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
But which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father... Next!'

naughty...keeping it in the family tradition

She kept that one to herself.. I wonder why?

Funnily enough I too have a marvelous implement designed to be used on women, however it has been used before...



...What? I'm talking about my hair straighteners.

Like T.B. so have I, and only one woman has asked to play with my equipment, but I was not able to get any real enjoyment out of it!

Maybe my fiddle's shaft is just not suitable for a female's manipulation?

MMF

Really? My instrument's 23" long...and I've got another which has buttons for easier use and which separates into 3 parts to make it easier to put away after use. However it hasn't been used recently so I'm a bit out of practice

I know the feeling.. And I prefer to use mine in a group session. It's not so enjoyable doing solo events!

MMF

mine could really do with a good blow, and yeah group sessions are definitely better than having a go on your own and you can gave so much more fun with more of you, you can try all sorts of different arrangements which just aren't possible on your own...unless you use some kind of electronic or mechanical aid