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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Started conversation Nov 2, 2006
I heard it on a certain classical radio station...
Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was assaulted.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Nov 2, 2006
A true story:-
During sex education class, my teacher asked another girl to explain the relevant body functions. After a few moments, she stopped the girl and asked her to repeat a certain word...
...the girl did..
Teacher: "Oh.. for a moment I thought you were talking about peanuts!"
Well I thought it was funny!! 
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Sho - employed again! Posted Nov 2, 2006
two neighbours meet on the stairs of their apartment block
The first one says "did you hear us banging on the wall all night?"
the second one says "oh it didn't bother us, we were having a party"
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 2, 2006
*laughs, stops*
Yes...VV that joke is older than you. It appeared, in the form "Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas... assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho." in the first episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus, Wither Canada, in the The Funniest Joke In The World sketch. This episode first aired on the 5th October 1969
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Nov 3, 2006
*whispers*
Twas a little before my time hunny
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 3, 2006
can't be bothered to write one
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Serephina Posted Nov 3, 2006
whats the difference between a cross country runner and jamie oliver/
ones a pant in the country and the others a ..
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A Joke of the Day
- 1: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 2, 2006)
- 2: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Nov 2, 2006)
- 3: Sho - employed again! (Nov 2, 2006)
- 4: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Nov 2, 2006)
- 5: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 3, 2006)
- 6: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Nov 3, 2006)
- 7: Serephina (Nov 3, 2006)
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