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zendevil Posted Apr 4, 2006
Indeed, they are lovely, but they are somewhat misunderstood. They have a small but easily rectified psychological problem.
They *need* to be taunted, in fact if they are not taunted they shrivel & whimper & their tongues turn blue & become incapable of sucking up ants. So they can't do zen ca-cas any more & you have to unglue their bottoms, which is tiresome, messy & possibly painful.
So: we have a duty to taunt aardvarks.
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Apr 5, 2006
tiresome, messy & definitely painful...
taunting aardvarks?
Tsk-tsk...RSPCA stuff
*exeunt*
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 6, 2006
"aardvark"
* a poem by "Weird Al" Yankovic with Wendy Carlos who added music based on "carnival of the animals".
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Apr 6, 2006
I quite like Aardvarks actually. They're cute little creatures...if only men had a....no, best not go further with that thought in case the profanity filter kicks in
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 6, 2006
aardvark sounds really Dutch / South African, aard(e) is earth or soil and vark(en) is pig so it would be earthpig or soilpig. better keep the aardvark in.
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Apr 6, 2006
I would imagine that the word Aardvark came from the Dutch anyway.
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 6, 2006
adding Dutch to English you will need Dutch courage!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 6, 2006
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Apr 6, 2006
You Iron Maiden you!!!!
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BMT Posted Apr 6, 2006
just caught up on the back logs, well done VV..Hope it goes well for you, it's never too late to learn new or additional skills.
*your mums hid the calculator under Rob the carpet by the way...
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 6, 2006
Ooh!! That's the last time I tell you a secrets ST!
Now I will have to find another hiding place </>
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