h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think someone should go after Ant. I really, really do.

Yes m'am.

*flies off obligingly after Ant*

Ant?? Hey ANT?? I think you should come back in here! ANT!!!

*wanders in*

KRISSY! Hey, Krissy!

Damn, she's gone. I was going to ask her to change the will-thingy.

I guess if it's KM's will, I should probably ask her. So, KM, can I have those droves of souls you keep in your carport? I aways wanted to be a soul-keeper, but they had always run out when I went to the store.

So, what about it?

This flying stuff is fun *does a quick swoop*

Oh, right, you just go and have ALL the fun! While the rest of us are stuck here dealing with very real problems, such as dead people.

And the crayons...WHAT ABOUT THE CRAYONS?!?

*nods to JJJJJ* You just work that out with Krissy. It's none of my business. Let me know where to sign.

*swoops back in and calmly chews on a crayon*


That's the kind of person I like to exploi...um...work with.

Have a crayon.