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THAT THERE IS A PICTURE OF ME ON YOUR PAGE??? and that YOUR PAGE IS SO COOL????

Not because of my picture, specifically, but because of all those cooleo pictures of everybody and I'm just so overwhelmed!!! That collage is fantastical!!

Ain't it the truth? I'd start a 'Raise your hand if you think KM's the coolest' thread, but there already is one. As defeats go, I think it's safe to say this is a fairly small one.

Fairly small...but bugley big. Sorry, that was just silly.

Nope I can't get over suddenly seeing my mug on KM's page.

Somebody should really start a "Raise your hand if you thi.....

Right. Sorry.

Hey, did you guys see KM's page? I think we should start a "Raise your han..."

Ooh, my bad.

Hee hee.

KM's gonna see this thread and it's gonna blow her mind!!!

*holds out her blown mind as evidence* It's the truth...

Heehee. You guys are sweet. Wouldn't surprise me if somebody started a "raise your..."

Er.

You. Yes, YOU are a copycat. Sheee...

Um...someday can I have that collage?

Not now...just later, when you don't want it anymore.

*tears a page from her bubsducknotebook*

Is there someone here who knows what a will is supposed to look like?

Just write WILL at the top and "I, KM, bequeath Krissy Lee everything" in the middle.

On a serious note, does anybody out there have a Will? I'm wondering how one goes about getting one. I now actually possess stuff that should go to different folks should I kick off tomorrow, and I want to make sure everybody gets their share. Any ideas?

I think you have to see a lawyer. Which becomes quite a problem for people who are inclined to say "I'd sooner eat glass than see a lawyer" but one does what one must should one kick off tomorrow I suppose.

Yeah...my dad and stepmom and older sister and uncle's lawyers, but they're all the wrong kind..and anyway I moved to Chicago so's I didn't have to hang with em.

Not my kinda folks, lawyers.

There's always glass, but then your stuff doesn't go to the right people.

Yes, but my throat's been kind of tetchy lately. I don't want to aggrivate it. You understand.

*takes out a piece of paper*

*writes WILL at the top*

*writes "I, KM, hereby bequeath to Krissy Lee all my worldly possesions" in the middle*

Here, I'll start it for you.

Right. So you're sure you only want the worldly ones then?

*gets squinky and sly*

Do you have otherworldly possesions?

Don't ask her 'bout the droves of souless beings she keeps in her carport.

Or 'bout that amulet thingy that turns her into a crime-fighting robot leopard highschool student, neither.

OOooo!! That amulet thingy sounds like it could come in handy!!

*erases "worldly" on the will*

Hmmm....*chews on pencil* maybe I should re-write this in pen.

*barges in with crayons*

HERE YOU GO! MORE FUN THAN PENS!

I get to keep 'Burnt Umber', though.

*bounds out, leaving 63 crayons*

And a sharpener. Don't forget. 'Cause you get a sharpener with the 64 crayon thingy.

*rocks and gently smacks her head against the desk*

Odd, *flys out of the nearest window*