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Jonny Started conversation Jan 26, 2000
Hi KM, just thought I'd stop by and say that since I don't seem to have had much else to say round here (or anywhere else, for that matter) for ages. Perhaps I need prodding with pointy sticks...
*prods himself with pointy sticks*
...nope, that hasn't helped. Oh well.
Ta ra a bit.
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what you know as km Posted Jan 26, 2000
Hmm. Pointed sticks have failed... this is strange.
*plugs in the vacuum cleaner* Let's try something new then, what say you Jonny?
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Jonny Posted Jan 27, 2000
Oh, now I see what I've done to deserve the vacuuming... (this may or may not makes sense, depending on the order you've read things. Although you may not read the other thing at all, in which case please ignore my opening sentence. Actually, it may be safest all round if you just ignore it anyway.)
Krissy, don't leave - I may need you to be a witness if this all goes horribly wrong.
KM, I can't quite see what kind of machine you've got hidden away there, is it an upright or one of the dumpy cylinders with a hose attachment? Thinking about it, I'm not sure which one would be worse.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jan 27, 2000
*helpfully*
I think the worst would be if she decides to bash you with it.
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Jonny Posted Jan 27, 2000
Hmm, I don't think she would have plugged it in if she was simply going to bash me with it. I mean it would unnecessarily limit the range of attack for one thing. Something more sinister is afoot, I feel sure of it.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jan 27, 2000
Well,
That might be true unless she was intending to leave some of the wires exposed, douse you in water and THEN bash you with it. That would be FAR more sinister.
Um...if she asks you to undress, I wouldn't do it if I were you.
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Jonny Posted Jan 28, 2000
Getting undressed might be my best defence (although not in a court of law) as the ensuing fits of laughter would give me a chance to escape...
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Classic Krissy Posted Jan 28, 2000
Then QUICK!! GET NAKED!!
*quietly pulls out video camera, strobe lights, disco ball and feather boa*
Don't mind me.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jan 31, 2000
No no no no.... These aren't MY kinks..they're the public's kinks.
I see my chance to create blackmailable material, and I take it. Does that make me a BAD person??
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Jonny Posted Feb 2, 2000
Oh, what the heck?
*Gets naked and runs off very quickly*
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Classic Krissy Posted Feb 2, 2000
*kicks on lights, whings boa at Jonny and tries to get some good video*
Damn! He was too fast.
Awwww....how am I going to make money with 2 seconds of Jonny's butt covered by a feather boa?
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Amanda Posted Feb 3, 2000
There's GOT to be a market. There almost always is.
(heeheehee! I saw Jonny's butt!!!)
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Classic Krissy Posted Feb 3, 2000
Ahhh! Amanda, you want in on this?? We could package it cleverly!
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Jonny Posted Feb 3, 2000
*Returns to pick up one of his socks that he dropped in his desperate dash to escape*
See, told you it'd make you laugh.
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Jonny Posted Feb 3, 2000
No, no, no, no, NO!
I took all my clothes off, gathered 'em up and scampered off. It's just that it my rush I dropped one of my socks. I'd never dream of leaving my socks on, when I get naked I get naked - no point going off at it half-cocked.
Oh, and where socks are concerned, "Hmmm, cheesy" is more the ticket.
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Classic Krissy Posted Feb 3, 2000
"than to go off half-...."
*giggles in a decidedly juvanile fashion*
*goes and be's lewd in a corner*
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