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I hate working for a living.

Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Having been single for the best part of two years, I was unpleasantly surprised this morning to be reintroduced to a feeling I'd totally forgotten about, and surely one of the top five worst feelings in the world* - that of having to leave your loved one in bed in order to get up and get ready for work. So of course that made me all smiley - cross, and when I realised later that I'd been all smiley - cross instead of smiley - loveblush it made me even more smiley - cross, and so on.

Ah well, soon be Friday... smiley - whistle



*I'm sure I don't need to encourage you to speculate on the other four in a High Fidelity kind of way.


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Post 2

Mu Beta

Now, you see. What you do is make a lot of noise getting up and then she has to get up too and wave you goodbye. smiley - evilgrin

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Post 3

A Super Furry Animal

Try losing your job or getting divorced. Way worse.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 4

Serephina

Awwwww smiley - cheerup

but as you said..it'll soon be friday smiley - ok


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Post 5

fords - number 1 all over heaven

smiley - loveblushsmiley - cuddle At least you can take comfort in the thought that I had to go to work today too?


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Post 6

Zak T Duck

If you don't want your job I'll have it.


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Post 7

Baconlefeets

Quit your job and have national telly cameras follow you around the bedroomsmiley - magic Loads o' money!smiley - biggrin


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Post 8

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

It's not really the "going to work" part that's the problem - it's the "getting out of bed" part. smiley - erm


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Post 9

Zak T Duck

Don't do it then.


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Post 10

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thanks, I'll try that. "Sorry I can't come to work today, Croz told me not to."


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Post 11

Beatrice

smiley - ok
I must try that one out!

Must be in the Top 5 excuses, along with "the dog ate my homework..."


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Post 12

Baconlefeets

"spacemen stole my hmework for psychological testing"



smiley - diva


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Post 13

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

A big boy did it and ran away.


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Post 14

A Super Furry Animal

Is that any good? (Only one I've not read)

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 15

Beatrice

High Fidelity? I loved it. But then I adore Hornby. And I liked the fillum too. But then I adore Cusack smiley - blush


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Post 16

A Super Furry Animal

No...the one about the big boy (oo-er, missus smiley - winkeye)

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 17

Beatrice

Oh yes! That's common parlance chez nous!


Me:" Who made this mess in here?"smiley - cross

Offspring #1 "Wasn't me" smiley - angel

Offspring #2 "Well it wasn't me!" smiley - monster

Me:"Oh I suppose a big boy did it and ran away, then!"

Offsprings in unison "Yes!"


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Post 18

A Super Furry Animal

It's also the title of a book by Christopher Brookmyre. He of the humorous book titles.

The currently pseudonymous
RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 19

Beatrice

Never 'eard of 'im!

Come on then, Mr Pseud, give us a few more titles!


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Post 20

A Super Furry Animal

OK then...

Quite Ugly One Morning
Country Of The Blind
Not The End Of The World
One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night
Boiling A Frog
The Sacred Art Of Stealing

And, of course...A Big Boy Did It And Ran Away

ACMLsmiley - evilgrin


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