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Bloody students!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Oct 8, 2003
So here I am in another new job, doing admin type stuff in a college. The work's 
, and there are more young, attractive, female students than you can shake a very shaky stick at. 
...Which is fine until one of them comes up to you with her finger bleeding profusely, demanding first aid.
"That looks nasty," I tell her, attempting sympathy. "How did you do that?"
"Well......... you know that thing where you cut bits of wire and wind them around to make people?"
"Don't tell me any more. There's the first aid room."
So - bloody students. Do you see? Do you see what I did there? Ha ha ha ha... 
*thump*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 8, 2003
Well, I have a reputation to uphold.
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 8, 2003
I don't think that you should be allowed near young women. 
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 8, 2003
I think you're underestimating the young ladies' intelligence a bit here. Just because they're stupid enough to stick bits of metal through their skin does not mean they're stupid enough to let EV anywhere near them. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 9, 2003
Scathing, but accurate.
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dasilva Posted Oct 9, 2003
The Truth hurts, especially the hardback edition when dropped on the noggin from a great height 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 10, 2003
At least you don't know a student who swallows beer bottle caps and ring pulls as a party piece.
The best bit? Both his parents are doctors.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 10, 2003
One a GP and one a bloody surgeon, so he really should know better 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 12, 2003
Is he just trying to keep them in a job? 
Bloody cats!
dasilva Posted Oct 12, 2003
Actually, after last night there's a tweak I can make to this thread...
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Researcher 174318-Zhora- all the nice girls like a sailor Posted Oct 13, 2003
Ahhh, welcome to the world of students Now you know the sort of thing I'm exposed to on a daily basis
Mind you, no blood covered wire sticking girlies yet.... or beer cap/ ring pull swallowers
..... yet. Mind you some little 
has nicked a set of our valuable and rare teaching teeth. Vengeance shall be mine when I get them 
Doctors kids are usually the worst you know (she says, making an absurd and sweeping generalisation) 
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