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Oh god.....
I might spend christmas with Andy, who didn't know me last year, or neil, hide at my boyfriends house (He knew me but i was still with James) Anything!
Just stick my head under the duvet until the whole horrible season is over. I don't even celebrate christmas!

....ummm....

*shuffles in vain attempt to think of comforting remark*

*None occur*

Well, with that, it's home time now!!! Back to the ol' King's Head for a swift one and then off to Kettering to see me mum + dad before heading home in time for last orders.

Not that my life now revolves around beer, of course.

No, never. have one for me!
Hxx

Jesus Christ Beaker!!! What a time you've had!!!

Helana, take it as it comes, there is naff all you can do to change fate.

EV, I remember those "good-o-days Hankies". Give Helena a Hankie EV, make sure it's a clean one!!!

Sid......

ah..I've found just the forum I need.
I have nothing to be glum about, can I make things up?

No, if you're not miserable, get out of this forum!
Blimey, the hankies are on me, everyone! And don't worry Sid, I've had them all dry cleaned!

Mmmmmmmm...... I've always been very wary of "Dry Cleaning" !!

Just how the hell do you clean something using dry ???

Do they just brush it a bit !!

Sid......

(check the hankie first Helena)

Why check the hankie, what would you expect to find in it?

I know I'm advertising, and I do oppologies sincerely. It's for an english assignment. Can any of you do me a favour and visit the following page (nothing's written on it yet) and contribute to the discussion about the defenition of poetry? I'd like to make the assignment as high tech and interactive as possible, so a discussion would be great. The actual article will be up in the next day or two.

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I had a bit of a bad date last week, does that count?

You still never told me about that! But as this is the Forum for the perpetually melancholic, or just down right miserable, cheerful people would only get bored! Or really frustrated at trying to cheer us up!

ok..I'll drift into the ether and leave you all too
it

You could pass by every now and again to check none of us have hung themselves!!
Love you all
¨Hxx

...I lost my noose in my divorce settlement...

Hurrah! Another fun-packed day.

I'm bored already - can I go home yet??

Awwww, poor you.... what about me, I haven't even started yet! I've got to somehow get the enthusiasm together to look like I actually enjoy class! That means not being miserable, or acting my damndest, or I lose marks for not joining in and having a whale of a time! Usually i'm acting my little bottom of to raise a smile these days, especially as my body has forgotten how to sleep, or just gives me nightmares!

Ok, I'm in school now, and happend to met my class as they came out of their first lecture. Marius says, I think you should have been downstairs, and I just go, oh, I didn't know, instead of the truth, which is quite frankly, the propect of chewing my own leg off was more appealing than trying to look interested this morning. But I'm far too far gone to bother. This is also a teacher training school, so they take drama as an extra main subject. For many of them this is only the second year that they have done drama, its my tenth, so I also get pretty bored. This morning it was a class run workshop, I attended one and the feeling of chewimg my own leg off came upon me. They did the same warm up we'd had with a guest lecturer all week, nothing original, and then proceeded to fill the rest of the time with silly games. I am not in the mood for silly games. OK, so I can't cope being miserable, bored and really, really lonely all at the same time........
I wouldn't mind if the director for our show had been any good, I think she got fed up of me going "Why??" when she asked me to do things completely out of character. I just need a bit of a challange before I can get out of bed in the morning. And I need a friend.
Can I borrow your arm again EV?? A melancholic Hxx

Anytime, H, anytime. Careful though, it's still attached to the rest of my body.

Maybe thats whats so nice about it....

Is there anything else you'd like to borrow?

*hears a creak and dashes in, only to find it was the sound of
a cheesy flirting line*