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Misery

Post 61

Mrs V

I've already seen those, so how about I come round for coffee instead?
Although EV does have the nicest arms!


Misery

Post 62

Cupid Stunt

Arms? What's that got to do with the price of Spam?


Misery

Post 63

Mrs V

When he holds me in them, I get very comforted!!


Misery (pending happiness)

Post 64

Cupid Stunt

Oh, Right. Why didn't i thuink of that. Why is the subject misery? let's be happy!


Misery

Post 65

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Maybe we can come to some kind of deal... (insert "arms dealer" joke here)


Misery

Post 66

Opinionated Lurker

I think helena needs a minder to follow her around
keeping her out of flirtatious mischief....


Misery

Post 67

Cupid Stunt

Arms dealer?
3 arms for a fiver, get your lovely arms, now with added hands, get your lovely arms, 3 for a fiver can't say fairere than that.


Misery

Post 68

Cupid Stunt

To mind her arms? could be.
She's probably armless.


Misery

Post 69

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I wish I hadn't said that!


Misery

Post 70

Cupid Stunt

Better than legless i suppose.
She could be both!


Misery

Post 71

Bluebottle

Or without anything at all... smiley - winkeye


Misery

Post 72

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

It's amazing just how many legless people are in the forums linked to my page...


Misery

Post 73

Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies)

I've come back here for a sulk.


Misery

Post 74

Mrs V

Good stuff, can't have poeple being too happyy can we, and as for a minder, I thought I had one Lurchy sweetie! Tee hee. And the subject is miserery because this is the page where people come to wallow! And if I was armless and legless, It would just be Boxing Helena all over again!!


Misery

Post 75

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I was edging towards a Boxing Helena joke, but you beat me to it...


Misery

Post 76

Mrs V

Nyah Nyah, It doesn't sound right if you pronounce Helena the way i do though... I'm not a Helayna


Misery

Post 77

Opinionated Lurker

*trivial aside, carried out in my minding capacity*
is it a Helana or an Helana..can a scottish person please
sort out my slippery grasp of english?


Misery

Post 78

Mrs V

A Helena, The H is pronounced, which is why people sometimes say an honest lot or whatever, this is a helena.


Misery

Post 79

Opinionated Lurker

thank you.
smiley - smiley


Misery

Post 80

Mrs V

Thats all right my lover!


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