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Bonny Troon

Post 1

Dkouva

Well, Jesus H, I didn't think it was possible to be so enthousiastic about the little quagmire where I grew up. I Really am surprised that you can write such a thrilling account of the place. I happen to think that Troon, personally, is a remarkably boring and uneventful, not to mention staggeringly uncolourful town. I have nothing but grey memories of the place and I only left less than a year ago. (escaped to amsterdam!). Anyhoo, nice one all the same because I'd begun to imagine that Troon didn't exist at all.
P.S. Don't trust the food in the Venice or Toggs, man, it's a bit suspect if you ask me. But The Marina is a 1st class chippy all the same.


Bonny Troon

Post 2

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

god, did i make it sound interesting? how the hell did i do that? i hate troon. its a dull little place with nothing to do. the only thing there worth using is the beach and we never use that. but its good if you're boring, or old.


Bonny Troon

Post 3

Dkouva

Well, I was mistaken. Looks like I'm living in the real world after all. One piece of advice Johanna, LEAVE! AS SOON AS YOU CAN!

My fiance is called Johanna, actually...


Bonny Troon

Post 4

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

incidentally, the venice has changed hands twice in the last few years.


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