h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1. How well do you feel that you adapt to new situations? (1=Not at all; 20=Very well)
15
2. How often do you drive a motor vehicle?(Frequently/quite often/not very often/not at all)
frequently, as often as I can.
3. How ambitious would you rate yourself to be?(1=Not at all; 20=Very ambitious)
12
4. How passive are you, when confronted by other people? (1=Very aggressive; 20=Very Passive)
17
5. When confronted with a new task, how quickly do you get stuck in? (1=Leave it indefinitely; 20=Get stuck in immediately)
10
6. Do you enjoy solving puzzles? (Yes/sometimes/occasionally/no)
sometimes
7. How long have you been in your current job? (Years)
4 years
8. Do you believe in the paranormal? (Yes/no/maybe)
yes, but I think it’s a lot more subtle than it’s made out to be.
9. How well do you work under pressure?(1=I go to pieces; 20=Extremely well)
8
10. Do you ride a bicycle? (Frequently/quite often/not very often/not at all)
not very often
11. How devoted are you to your job? (1=Get me out!; 20=Very devoted)
18
12. How brave are you in unknown situations? (1=Cowardly; 20=Brave)
16
13. How fair-minded do you consider yourself to be? (1=Unreasonable; 20=Extremely fair-minded)
18
14. Do you feel that you can consistently produce results? (1=Hardly ever; 20=All the time)
13 – if I could produce consistent results, I’d have a higher bowling average
15. How stable a personality do you feel you are (1=Angry and temperamental; 20=Very stable)
19
16. Do you often find yourself thinking into dead ends? (No/hardly ever/occasionally/frequently)
not often, maybe once every few years, and when I do I recognize the absurdity of thinking that way.
17. Are you a good decision-maker?(1=Terrible; 20=Very good)
15
18. Have you ever told one thing to someone's face, and then another behind their back? (Never/once/a few times/often/all the time)
only to people I don’t like , and rather infrequently.
19. How mentally unstable do you consider yourself to be?(1=Very Normal; 20=Dribbling lunatic)
3
20. How good at you at finishing jobs you've started?(1=Hardly ever; 20=Always)
14
21. How flamboyant would you consider yourself to be?(1=Uptight; 20=Extremely flamboyant)
4
22. When at the supermarket, do you often hunt out bargains? (Always/frequently/sometimes/occasionally/never)
I usually look for them, but don’t always take advantage of them.
23. How well do you cope with the unknown? (1=Very Badly; 20=Extremely Well)
15 – depends on what it is that isn’t known
24. How tall are you? (centimetres please)
180
25. How many long-term relationships have you had in your lifetime?
3
26. How many times have you visited hospital in the last 10 years?
2
27. How impulsive do you consider yourself to be?(1=Not at all; 20=Very Impulsive)
6
28. How much control do you take in team situations? (1=very little; 20=Very much to the fore)
5
29. Are you left- or right-handed?
right
30. Do you gamble? (Very often/often/sometimes/occasionally/never)
occasionally
31. Do you attach significance to yourself and the things that you say?(1=None at all; 20=A lot)
15
32. Would you consider moving house in the next ten years?(Definitely/given the right circumstances/possibly/never)
in a heartbeat!
33. How physically fit do you consider yourself to be?(1=Wheezing Wreck; 20=Athlete)
7
34. How confrontational are you? (1=Not at all; 20=Extremely confrontational)
10
35. How quick are you to take on board new ideas? (1=Not at all; 20=Very quick on the uptake)
18
36. How often do you blame someone else for your mistakes? (Always/frequently/sometimes/occasionally/never)
occasionally (with the phrase "well, if you hadn’t done this... then I wouldn’t have done that...")
37. Do you drive above the speed limit (or, if you don't drive, would you if you could)? (Always/frequently/sometimes/occasionally/never)
always
38. Do you have a lot of self-confidence? (1=None at all; 20=Supremely self-confident)
18
39. How good are your reflexes? (1=Poor; 20=Brilliant)
16
40. How good are you at using your WEAK hand for tasks? (1=Terrible; 20=Ambidextrous)
10 some tasks are easier than others
41. How persistent are you? (1=Not at all; 20=Extremely)
10
42. Would you consider yourself to be overweight? (Extremely/a fair bit/a little/a bit underweight/not at all/skinny)
not for a beluga
43. How good are you at meeting new people?(1=Very shy; 20=Extremely confident)
12
44. How well do you work in a team?(1=Very badly; 20=At my best)
17
45. How much do you keep to routines? (1=Never; 20=Slavishly)
5
46. How often are you confused by irrelevant things? (1=Rarely; 20=All the time)
4
47. How versatile do you consider yourself to be? (1=Not at all; 20=Extremely flexible)
17
48. How clearly can you see your future at present?(1=Not a bit; 20=All mapped out)
4
49. How much a hardworker are you? (1=Lazy; 20=Industrious)
9
50. How much room for improvement is there in your life?(1=None at all; 20=Change it all, please)
15

And, if it's not too personal, could we also have your age.
31 for the time being...