h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good for you(maybe I should see if he can sleep through being stabed with a spork)

*trys to stab mc while he is sleeping*

*decides to poke him instead*

you nimkumpoop!i'll just do what i did tojosh!!!!!
ahem,

WAKEUP!!!!!!WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP!!!!WAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!
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(he really hates the tardis, so...)
!!!!!!!!!WAKEUP!!!
heh,heh!

Is the toast done?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huh?Oh hi.Whats been happening here?

finnaly!youre awake me and whatisface up there bet that if you fell asleep, we could wakeyalls up and finnaly, after distorting the page by accident,how the h**** ya!!

*Xarin sits on everyone's head at once*

*shoves a large pointy spear up xaviron's...

*suddenly realizes that he is all alone because people think that he is an annoying kid and appoligizes to thin air and promises that he will mature*

*Xarin sits on Broe jr.'s head*

*replaces broe as the immature kid and starts kicking stuff*

*replaces miraculousrandomness as the Imature kid and starts kicking miraculousrandomness*

*Panicks and tries to think o something mature to do*

L0LZ0R 1 AM LYKE S000 MATURE NUB I PWN J00 NUB J00 DNT K1CK M3

so mature

*xarin plays with red juggling balls*

randomness to the extreme