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A lightsaber, I want!
pedboy Started conversation Jun 1, 2003
You need but ask and you will get a FREE lightsaber!
Choose a colour, you will!
A lazy b*st*rd I am, so please, post your U number! U:200417 , I need all six
pedboy u200417
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 2, 2003
SIX! What in the name of the Force do you need SIX lightsabers for!
A lightsaber, I want!
pedboy Posted Jun 2, 2003
I am a fashion plate jedi, my LS should match my outfit.
I also am a sneaky one, who know how to cut and paste. 
pedboy
A lightsaber, I want!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 3, 2003
A lightsaber, I want!
pedboy Posted Jun 3, 2003
I would be able to return these stolen lightsabres, but the more I touch and hold my little pretty ones.....
I will warn you now, I was decreed the "master" of wet towel attack and defense. Almost the Sun Tzu of bathroom weaponry in the 2nd and 3rd grade. 
I am much older now, and have honed my art. 
When it comes right down to it, if you want to pout and kick your feet, and hold your breath... 
How about some 
or 
?
pedboy
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 3, 2003
I would warn you, I am a master of the Art of Wuppiewars, Master of lightsaber fighting, and of the Vulgar Neck pinch. Threaten me not!
A lightsaber, I want!
pedboy Posted Jun 3, 2003
...Desperatly looking for the that shows a 
running away with his tail between legs. No such luck , so this will have to do, I jump into my ready 
and 
, off I go.
"He who fights then runs away, gets to fight another day"-some dead smart guy
pedboy
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 3, 2003
Or, as the poet said: He who flies of in a with cut fuel lines, does NOT live to fight again!
A lightsaber, I want!
pedboy Posted Jun 3, 2003
Very quickly 
s to check fuel lines 
, I'll be back...
With a few thousand of my close friends.
All who are wet masters, and have also learned the ancient art of trans-morgification. I am not in any way threatening , as that is not our intention.
For your sake it would be advisable to ally yourself or be assimilated. (Hows that for linking several sci-fi themes into one response) off into the sunset in space??
pedboy
A lightsaber, I want!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 3, 2003
I'm sooooo scared!
A lightsaber, I want!
pedboy Posted Jun 3, 2003
I am making humble apoligies, it seems that I had no right to swipe your code like that.
May I please be able to proudly display a collection of lightsabres?
Yes, I am acceptable to graft, it is the grease of politics.
pedboy
A lightsaber, I want!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 3, 2003
You may display ONE, and ONLY ONE!
A lightsaber, I want!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 3, 2003
No, I mean one. lightsaber.
A lightsaber, I want!
pedboy Posted Jun 3, 2003
Done , sorry but I always like to go into battle packin.
I will do my best with the tools allowed me, TY very much.
I have chosen green, is that alright?
pedboy
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 5, 2003
Yeah, that's fine!
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