Theory Of Sanity
Created | Updated Jan 30, 2003
After much deep thought, and a certain amount of alcohol, I have come to the following conclusions regarding Sanity:
Sanity is a finite commodity. You are born with an amount of Sanity - some are provided with more than others (compare Einstein to Timmy Mallett for example). As you progress through life, you use your Sanity, bit by bit, until finally you have none left. At this point you turn senile (again, reference Timmy Mallett).
Having come to this conclusion, I have decided that I am going to preserve my Sanity. By going loopy for a certain length of time each day, I shall use less of my Sanity, and as a result it should last longer.
If my theory is correct I shall postpone the onset of senility.
If my theory is wrong, and I go senile anyway, nobody will notice the difference, and I'll have had lots of fun on the way!
Either way, I win!
Join me. Go loopy. Stay sane! Peace!
Sanity is a finite commodity. You are born with an amount of Sanity - some are provided with more than others (compare Einstein to Timmy Mallett for example). As you progress through life, you use your Sanity, bit by bit, until finally you have none left. At this point you turn senile (again, reference Timmy Mallett).
Having come to this conclusion, I have decided that I am going to preserve my Sanity. By going loopy for a certain length of time each day, I shall use less of my Sanity, and as a result it should last longer.
If my theory is correct I shall postpone the onset of senility.
If my theory is wrong, and I go senile anyway, nobody will notice the difference, and I'll have had lots of fun on the way!
Either way, I win!
Join me. Go loopy. Stay sane! Peace!
