h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*throws a large spear at azazoth

That never works on vogons. You have to kill them with kindness.

You must have a hard job Azathoth. Stopping invasions single-handedly and everything. I'll go make you some

Interesting name, Azazoth. Is this like a combination of 'Azazel' and 'Behemoth'?


Ah, I really need to read 'The Master and Margarita'. I think I'm the only one here at home that haven't, yet.

You want to make me some ? Oooh, what that strange feelings... oh no ...my icey is melting1 I'm melting1 Ooh ah ouwieee! I'm melting!

Cue the Modern English!

"I'll stop the world and melt with you..."

I always knew that my inherent friendliness would be the death of someone

*whistly noises* Oh, the water's boiled.

*Stops Death Throws*

Azathoth is one of the Lovecroftian pantheon...

...here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azathoth

A good friend from hootoo remarked upon my telling her my real name that she had always imagined it would have something more like 'Azathoth' and thought 'Ah, Azathoth, my True Name'.


*Gets Back To a Painful Death brought about by one act of kindness*

Oh. Sorry, I didn't know. And cheeseguy misspelled your name, which confused me.

You have to admit my version is pretty cool too though, no?


Anyway, enough twitching like you're about to die! Come have some tea with us.

That's it, Penny! Finish him off!</>

Oh, I wouldn't want to do that. That wouldn't be the MotMV way. We usually out-silly our enemies, not kill them!

I mean, what about the Confusion Dance(TM)? I haven't even had the chance to do that. What kind of a not-exactly-a-war is this without the MotMV Confusion Dance(TM)?

He's an elder god. He'll just die, and transsubstantiate into a non-corporeal form for a while. He'll be fine.

No need for the dance.

Save that for me

I do believe that the Evil Army was your match in silly.

You have no idea what you are getting yourself into, my dear.

Yeah, we sillied you into alliance, though.

Or maybe its vice versa

Well, I don't think so, since you invaded us.

Yes, and you dropped a refridgerator on my head...

*Returns from nuclear chaos, [also known as the kitchen]*

So, what do you guys get up t' when you're not going around killing Vogons armed with nothing more than a called Khan and forms to be filled out in triplicate, with cruel, sadistic acts of unwarrented kindness?

I draw comics. And then people laugh at them. Under pain of death.

Ah, yes I went through the achieve a few months back. Much laughing done without fear of death.
Miss having new spimcoot stuff though.