h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the way these pages should always be written! Concise, witty and packed with interesting links. Whoever edited this issue should do more!
Then you could get rid of the long winded old fart Fulton who usually hogs this space with his own meandering agendae and self indulgent obscurities.

a friend

Ta! but...hey, are you trying to flatter someone there? Y'know there's some dry and uneloquent bloke who's trying to get his point across as fast as possible and who sometimes is just too lazy to enter a conversation or feels that others already have said it all so why bother to repeat it...

If at all then a colourful mixture of dry+uneloquent and what you call 'long winded' is what makes a good column. Just like in a 7-course menu with starter, soup, fish, pasta, filet, cheese and dessert, it's the whole composition that makes you enjoy the evening.